Alphabetic Complementary Insults

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Aragon-Draco

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Alright. Here's the essence of this game. You must insult the person above you, but in a way that SEEMS complementary. And, the first word of each insult must begin with the next letter of the alphabet.

Example: All your best attributes are small in comparison to your vast lack of intellect.
Example 2: Being with you exposes the best in everyone who is not around you.

And so on.

I will begin by reposting example 1, and someone must create an original. Let's see what you've got.

All your best attributes are small in comparison to your vast lack of intellect.
 

redblood

Anxious Tomato Will Bite You!
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Posting Speed
1-3 posts per day, One post per day, 1-3 posts per week, One post per week, Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
Afternoons, evenings and nights.
Writing Levels
Intermediate, Adept, Advanced, Adaptable
Preferred Character Gender
Male, Female,
Genres
Historical, fantasy, magic, horror, supernatural, survival, vampires, demons, pirates, mutants, ghosts, romance (FxF, MxM, MxF) (Romance should be part of the plot and not the whole plot in itself), etc.
Bored, that's what your existence makes me.
 
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Angelic_Devil

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Can you help me up I fell from your stupidity.
 

redblood

Anxious Tomato Will Bite You!
Invitation Status
Posting Speed
1-3 posts per day, One post per day, 1-3 posts per week, One post per week, Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
Afternoons, evenings and nights.
Writing Levels
Intermediate, Adept, Advanced, Adaptable
Preferred Character Gender
Male, Female,
Genres
Historical, fantasy, magic, horror, supernatural, survival, vampires, demons, pirates, mutants, ghosts, romance (FxF, MxM, MxF) (Romance should be part of the plot and not the whole plot in itself), etc.
Do you know how ugly you are?
 

redblood

Anxious Tomato Will Bite You!
Invitation Status
Posting Speed
1-3 posts per day, One post per day, 1-3 posts per week, One post per week, Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
Afternoons, evenings and nights.
Writing Levels
Intermediate, Adept, Advanced, Adaptable
Preferred Character Gender
Male, Female,
Genres
Historical, fantasy, magic, horror, supernatural, survival, vampires, demons, pirates, mutants, ghosts, romance (FxF, MxM, MxF) (Romance should be part of the plot and not the whole plot in itself), etc.
Fucking moron, can't you do anything right?
 
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Aragon-Draco

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Given all the people in the world, how is it that you are the one that got all the stupidity?
 
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Angelic_Devil

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How did your mother let you live for so long?
 

redblood

Anxious Tomato Will Bite You!
Invitation Status
Posting Speed
1-3 posts per day, One post per day, 1-3 posts per week, One post per week, Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
Afternoons, evenings and nights.
Writing Levels
Intermediate, Adept, Advanced, Adaptable
Preferred Character Gender
Male, Female,
Genres
Historical, fantasy, magic, horror, supernatural, survival, vampires, demons, pirates, mutants, ghosts, romance (FxF, MxM, MxF) (Romance should be part of the plot and not the whole plot in itself), etc.
Is it possible that you don't have a brain?
 
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Angelic_Devil

Guest
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Just how mentally incapable can you get?
 
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TheFoxMaiden

Guest
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Knowledge is something you were born without!
 
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Kitti

Guest
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Losing just happens the only thing you're good at.
 
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Angelic_Devil

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Never thought to live the day that I wanted to kill someone.
 

redblood

Anxious Tomato Will Bite You!
Invitation Status
Posting Speed
1-3 posts per day, One post per day, 1-3 posts per week, One post per week, Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
Afternoons, evenings and nights.
Writing Levels
Intermediate, Adept, Advanced, Adaptable
Preferred Character Gender
Male, Female,
Genres
Historical, fantasy, magic, horror, supernatural, survival, vampires, demons, pirates, mutants, ghosts, romance (FxF, MxM, MxF) (Romance should be part of the plot and not the whole plot in itself), etc.
ofcours I hate you, who wouldn't?
 
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Silas

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Perhaps your mother dropped you on your head when you were a child? That's the only explanation I can think of for your degree of intelligence.
 
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Stacisaur

Guest
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R​egardless of what your parents may tell you, you are not the good kind of special.
 
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Angelic_Devil

Guest
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Silence is something you should learn before I'll make you be silent. Forever.
 
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Blackangel

Guest
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There are two levels of groundlevel idiot. Sadly, you're located in the sub-basement.