Alright. Here's the essence of this game. You must insult the person above you, but in a way that SEEMS complementary. And, the first word of each insult must begin with the next letter of the alphabet. Example: All your best attributes are small in comparison to your vast lack of intellect. Example 2: Being with you exposes the best in everyone who is not around you. And so on. I will begin by reposting example 1, and someone must create an original. Let's see what you've got. All your best attributes are small in comparison to your vast lack of intellect.