Alphabetic Complementary Insults

A

Aragon-Draco

Guest
Original poster
Alright. Here's the essence of this game. You must insult the person above you, but in a way that SEEMS complementary. And, the first word of each insult must begin with the next letter of the alphabet.

Example: All your best attributes are small in comparison to your vast lack of intellect.
Example 2: Being with you exposes the best in everyone who is not around you.

And so on.

I will begin by reposting example 1, and someone must create an original. Let's see what you've got.

All your best attributes are small in comparison to your vast lack of intellect.
 
redblood

redblood

Anxious Tomato Will Bite You!
MYTHICAL MEMBER
Invitation Status
Posting Speed
  1. 1-3 posts per day
  2. One post per day
  3. 1-3 posts per week
  4. One post per week
  5. Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
Afternoons, evenings and nights.
Writing Levels
  1. Intermediate
  2. Adept
  3. Advanced
  4. Adaptable
Preferred Character Gender
  1. Male
  2. Female
Genres
Historical, fantasy, magic, horror, supernatural, survival, vampires, demons, pirates, mutants, ghosts, romance (FxF, MxM, MxF) (Romance should be part of the plot and not the whole plot in itself), etc.
Bored, that's what your existence makes me.
 
A

Angelic_Devil

Guest
Original poster
Can you help me up I fell from your stupidity.
 
redblood

redblood

Anxious Tomato Will Bite You!
MYTHICAL MEMBER
Invitation Status
Posting Speed
  1. 1-3 posts per day
  2. One post per day
  3. 1-3 posts per week
  4. One post per week
  5. Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
Afternoons, evenings and nights.
Writing Levels
  1. Intermediate
  2. Adept
  3. Advanced
  4. Adaptable
Preferred Character Gender
  1. Male
  2. Female
Genres
Historical, fantasy, magic, horror, supernatural, survival, vampires, demons, pirates, mutants, ghosts, romance (FxF, MxM, MxF) (Romance should be part of the plot and not the whole plot in itself), etc.
Do you know how ugly you are?
 
redblood

redblood

Anxious Tomato Will Bite You!
MYTHICAL MEMBER
Invitation Status
Posting Speed
  1. 1-3 posts per day
  2. One post per day
  3. 1-3 posts per week
  4. One post per week
  5. Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
Afternoons, evenings and nights.
Writing Levels
  1. Intermediate
  2. Adept
  3. Advanced
  4. Adaptable
Preferred Character Gender
  1. Male
  2. Female
Genres
Historical, fantasy, magic, horror, supernatural, survival, vampires, demons, pirates, mutants, ghosts, romance (FxF, MxM, MxF) (Romance should be part of the plot and not the whole plot in itself), etc.
Fucking moron, can't you do anything right?
 
A

Aragon-Draco

Guest
Original poster
Given all the people in the world, how is it that you are the one that got all the stupidity?
 
A

Angelic_Devil

Guest
Original poster
How did your mother let you live for so long?
 
redblood

redblood

Anxious Tomato Will Bite You!
MYTHICAL MEMBER
Invitation Status
Posting Speed
  1. 1-3 posts per day
  2. One post per day
  3. 1-3 posts per week
  4. One post per week
  5. Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
Afternoons, evenings and nights.
Writing Levels
  1. Intermediate
  2. Adept
  3. Advanced
  4. Adaptable
Preferred Character Gender
  1. Male
  2. Female
Genres
Historical, fantasy, magic, horror, supernatural, survival, vampires, demons, pirates, mutants, ghosts, romance (FxF, MxM, MxF) (Romance should be part of the plot and not the whole plot in itself), etc.
Is it possible that you don't have a brain?
 
A

Angelic_Devil

Guest
Original poster
Just how mentally incapable can you get?
 
T

TheFoxMaiden

Guest
Original poster
Knowledge is something you were born without!
 
K

Kitti

Guest
Original poster
Losing just happens the only thing you're good at.
 
A

Angelic_Devil

Guest
Original poster
Never thought to live the day that I wanted to kill someone.
 
redblood

redblood

Anxious Tomato Will Bite You!
MYTHICAL MEMBER
Invitation Status
Posting Speed
  1. 1-3 posts per day
  2. One post per day
  3. 1-3 posts per week
  4. One post per week
  5. Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
Afternoons, evenings and nights.
Writing Levels
  1. Intermediate
  2. Adept
  3. Advanced
  4. Adaptable
Preferred Character Gender
  1. Male
  2. Female
Genres
Historical, fantasy, magic, horror, supernatural, survival, vampires, demons, pirates, mutants, ghosts, romance (FxF, MxM, MxF) (Romance should be part of the plot and not the whole plot in itself), etc.
ofcours I hate you, who wouldn't?
 
S

Silas

Guest
Original poster
Perhaps your mother dropped you on your head when you were a child? That's the only explanation I can think of for your degree of intelligence.
 
S

Stacisaur

Guest
Original poster
R​egardless of what your parents may tell you, you are not the good kind of special.
 
A

Angelic_Devil

Guest
Original poster
Silence is something you should learn before I'll make you be silent. Forever.
 
B

Blackangel

Guest
Original poster
There are two levels of groundlevel idiot. Sadly, you're located in the sub-basement.
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Top Bottom