Alphabetic Complementary Insults

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Arashi

Guest
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Under all that brown matted fur covering your body, I'm sure you are not quite like Bigfoot.
 
B

Blackangel

Guest
Original poster
Vain attempts to artifically increase your intellegence level are just like it...Pointless
 
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Arashi

Guest
Original poster
((Totally forgot that it was alphabetical. Such denseness does indeed exist.))

When you forget to use the alphabet, people ignore the fact that you're a grotesque beast and instead they see your true moronic colors; you make people happy by being so very, very dumb.
 
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Blackangel

Guest
Original poster
(W was next. I'll do x)

X-Rays have a better chance of penetrating Lead than a intelligent thought does of being generated by the lump of tissue you currently posess between you ears.
 
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Angelic_Devil

Guest
Original poster
Zebras who are blund have a better surive rate than you.
 
B

Blackangel

Guest
Original poster
Apparently one can go overboard trying to perfect stupidity
 
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Angelic_Devil

Guest
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Being stupid is something that defines you quite well.
 

Hydronine

The Murrstress
Invitation Status
Posting Speed
Multiple posts per day, 1-3 posts per day
Writing Levels
Adept, Advanced, Prestige, Douche, Adaptable
Preferred Character Gender
No Preferences
Genres
Scifi, Fantasy, Modern, Magical, Horror, Noir, apocalyptic, Grimdark, yaoi, yuri, anything really.
Cute, you think you're threatening, but you're... too cute.
 
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Angelic_Devil

Guest
Original poster
Do you know that insulting people is something you are grand at?