*repeatedly touches and fondles Asmo & Rory while talking loud and smiling widely, telling them that lots and lots of the neighborhood kids who you don't really know at all but whose mothers I know will be invited and they will fill the house with their screaming and high-pitched shrieking to have their turn at your toys which you never even told them they could touch in the first place. Then all of the attention will be put on you while you blow out the candles on your homely celebration cake that has chunks of it missing because some people just can't control their kids*
=D AND WE'LL HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY DOING IT, WON'T WE, BOYS?
*fixes ties and far-too-formal clothes*