3 YEAR ADMIN ANNIVERSARY FOR ASMO AND RORY-FACE!

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That's right, troops. It's been three glorious years since Rory and myself assumed command of the Iwaku Shite Infantry. It's been a long and eventful campaign, with plenty of skirmishes, supply shortages and morale problems. But we have now outlasted the previous general, Gabriel Zero, who deserted you at the front, and three years on the war goes well.

I hope you have all enjoyed the leadership of two autistic freaks with crippling conversational impairments and wild mood swings. We have always endeavoured to misunderstand you and ignore the majority of your emotional needs. In the days ahead, you can look forward to yet more vague and strangely-unfulfilling MSN conversations as well as our usual brand of high-concept plot-heavy roleplays.

When I asked Rory how he felt about this anniversary, he stared at me blankly, and I stared back at him. We then posted some smileys.

Meanwhile, Diana is doing her best to become as equally unsociable as her co-Admins. God willing, the enemy shall be routed and all that shall remain is a bleak wasteland razed of life and resplendent with the smell...

... of victory!
 

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Good work, men.


Good work.
 

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ARE YOU HAPPY TOGETHER?!
 

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YOUR FACE DOES TOO.
 

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I was gonna write a toast, but eh.....

ANYONE WHO LIKES THIS THREAD IS GAY, CUZ PAO&DARKY SAID SO, OR AN ASSKISSER
 

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THIS IS WHAT I AM ALWAYS STUCK IN THE MIDDLE OF! TWO MEN WITH BLANK EXPRESSIONS WHILE HOLDING THEIR GUNS!


D:<
 

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*stares at Diana while straightening pictures*
 

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*Hugs Asmo and Rory while just barely making the pictures crooked*
 
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Vay

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*kicks down the door a bottle of schnapps in each hand and a clown wig on*

TO TOTALITARIANISM!

TO VICTORY!

TO RO.... wait wrong thread... Sorry!
 

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EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! CLOWN!

KEEL EET! KEEL EET!

*Throws Asmo and Rory at Vay while cowering behind Diana*
 

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EVERY DAY IT'S THE SAME THING!

"Hey Asmo, what's wrong with the coffee maker?"

:3

"Hey Rory, what should we do about the dust bunnies?"

wut

"Asmo, where did all my paperwork go?"

>:3

"Rory, I can't find my log book."

lol

"DAMN YOU TWO! STOP PLAYING WITH LEGOS AND DEAL WITH THE MOB OUTSIDE!"

:D :D

every daaaay!
 

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.....

But they were almost..... finished...


*STEALS ALL OF THE LEGOS*