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ITT Everyone suffers when Ferrick screams after touching the cross.

Assuming ... he does ...
 
*HUGGLES FERRICK MORE* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
 
Well well, let's see. Its been hinted at the Derek's being bred for leadership. I think its time to run with that a little.
 
.... *Hands Derreck the "chill pill" that she was about to take*
 
Juuuuuuuuuuuust saying if Alyss had not emotionally butted in, the problem would have been resolved in an adult, logical way around 4 posts ago.


BUT THE DRAMA MUST TAKE HOLD.

AND WASTE TIME.

SO THAT MORE FICTIONAL PEOPLE DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEE.
 
Neh, it's true to the character- I was just pokin fun at ya. Also... Unanun... Umm.... You seem to be missing... a lot of your post... Juuuuuust saying.
 
You make it sound like they kept breeding alpha dogs to make Derek.

Also, this is good stuff. Human dynamics, tensions, emotions, on the rise!
 
This scene needs more sword-pointing.
 
HEEEEEY, I was ARROW pointing! I'M COOLER THAN YOU!

*Gets escorted to hipster prison*
 
Yeah, but you raised your bow, then lowered it to take out another arrow and chuck it on the floor randomly, before raising your bow again.

It kinda weakened the whole gesture.

*pushes TK in a puddle*
 
I'm just.... going to stand here, gesturing at Ferrick to give me his leg...
 
I was cross pointing.

>.>

Just saying. And I'll wait until a few others get their posts in before I administer THE TEST.
 
Arkavenn will just stand outside, shaking in anxiety, and it turns out the doorway is too small for him ..
 
Arkavenn will just stand outside, shaking in anxiety, and it turns out the doorway is too small for him ..

If I remember correctly, we entered in through a werewulf sized hole in the wall...
 
SNEAK PREVIEW FROM THE NEXT SPAMMY POST:

Ferrick's eyes were wide, seemingly unable or unwilling to wrench themselves from the silver cross. There was only cold stone at his back, no room to run any more. "Please... please..." He pleaded, his voice wavering with emotion, the words sounding half-caught in his throat, "Please, I told you already, why won't you believe me? I told you, Corben please...

"Corben... I ain't got no fire."

I'm not sorry.
 
SNEAK PREVIEW FROM THE NEXT SPAMMY POST:

Ferrick's eyes were wide, seemingly unable or unwilling to wrench themselves from the silver cross. There was only cold stone at his back, no room to run any more. "Please... please..." He pleaded, his voice wavering with emotion, the words sounding half-caught in his throat, "Please, I told you already, why won't you believe me? I told you, Corben please...

"Corben... I need about tree fiddy."

I'm not sorry.

EDITED: FERRICK IS THE LOCHNESS MONSTER!
 
SNEAK PREVIEW FROM THE NEXT SPAMMY POST:

Ferrick's eyes were wide, seemingly unable or unwilling to wrench themselves from the silver cross. There was only cold stone at his back, no room to run any more. "Please... please..." He pleaded, his voice wavering with emotion, the words sounding half-caught in his throat, "Please, I told you already, why won't you believe me? I told you, Corben please...

"Corben... I ain't got no fire."

I'm not sorry.


I'm sure there's a joke there I'm not seeing but all I'm taking from it is that Ferrick just filed for a promotion to "Broken Record of the FateGuard".
 
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