Ze nev Ivaku vey of speking

Discussion in 'THREAD ARCHIVES' started by Asmodeus, May 11, 2010.

  1. The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby
    English will be the official language of the European Union rather
    than German.

    As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that
    English spelling had some room for improvment and has accepted a 5
    year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English".


    In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will
    make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in
    favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have
    one less letter.

    There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
    troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
    fotograf 20% shorter.

    In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted
    to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are
    possible. Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters
    which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre
    that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and
    it should go away.

    By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th"
    with "z" and "w" with "v". During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be
    dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a
    reil sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and
    evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united
    urop vil finali kum tru. Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking
    German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.
     
  2. Whit in the fook are yew on aebout?
     
  3. Feld Komander Karl Mkarzy dos not coperat viz nev vey of speking. >:{
     
  4. Of curs ze intelektul amerikans vil folo ze trend to aper sofistikated.
     
  5. Sorry for disappearing everyone, been on a trip with my family and my laptop charger got a short in it.
    Been meaning to check in on my phone, but keep forgetting too....

    I believe its RiddL's turn to post up, but if he wants to skip it'll be up too Strange.
    I have my second laptop charger now, but tomorrow I'm hitting the road again for thanksgiving!

    I will be on tonight and tomorrow though! So going to try and catch back up with everything I've missed
     
  6. I deesegree-a veet thees noo vey ooff speekeeng becoose-a it cumpletely undermeenes zee must ipeec lungooege-a ooff Svedeesh. Let's fece-a it, Germuny is oofer reted, joost zee huuker dune-a zee street frum vhere-a yuoo leefe-a.
     
  7. "Ze burito iz wit...."

    WORK ON A TRAVEL GUIDE IS UNDERWAY!
     
  8. This is an old email I got two years ago.

    shame on you, Asmo.
     
  9. I couldn't understand that past the fourth paragraph... Oo
     
  10. Jason

    He smiled and kissed her head. "Yep."

    John

    He chuckled. "Yeah I think it was. Honestly, I thought you were joking til you took your shirt off, then the others followed suit so I was like, 'I guess we're doing this'."
     
  11. Gwen

    She chuckled softly and closed her eyes "Safe and peaceful too."

    Belle

    She grinned as she picked up the last of the darts "In all honesty I was joking when I did that. Although I wasn't expecting everyone else to." She rolled her eyes and found a place to recline. "Or the time I tried to convince Joey to have a swear jar around here and I ended up filling it up with the most money."
     
  12. Well, when you are Pao and have the time to see everything on the interwebs...It's old.
     
  13. No one is immune to my "I have seen this before."

    NO ONE.
     
  14. (Yeah I did hope you had a good thanksgiving as well ^^)
    Sakamoto
    I was glad she seemed happy with who takes care of her.
    "That's nice." I say she then goes onto to tell me about the other nicknames and I laughed a little.
    "No...ill stick with Winnie I guess. I like that nickname the best." I then say with a grin. Then playully messed with her hair.

    Violet
    He touched my cheek and looked at him...it felt nice and blushed a little again. I laughed a little at what he said.
    "Yeah I feel the same." I admit," I really like holding your hand too."

    Rina
    I kept walking with him and listened to the powers...i wished I had those powers instead.
    "You seem to be feeling better that's good."I say

    "Those are some interesting powers" I then admit with a nod and kept going almost back. I wish we could stay over there but Warren wouldnt be happy....

    Itzlie
    Ok so all the kids are counted for...all the door are locked and all the windows are done.
    I sighed tired from running around and head back to the other two
    "Hey..so everyone is here, all the door and windows are locked." I then say wondering what to do now.
     
  15. This must be some kind of clever ruse.
     
  16. Soul Bond RP? A match made in heaven? Etc.

    Plot could be a number of things, or even a few different rps base on this one theme.
     
  17. You all have ugly hookers anyway, and that's all I need to know about Holland.
     
  18. Kunari play with his hair a little.