Writing Stretches

[Vivian]

I thought I would try out a new series (if you can call it that) that can get the writing bones rattling.

1.2.17
Don't think about it, take it at first glance. Write out as much as you can and let it grow with each word.
[BCOLOR=#ffff00]Bonus points: An unsuspecting twist [/BCOLOR]

Prompt(s):
(1) My phone (had) exploded as soon as the fireworks did
(2) This all for one deal isn't what I signed up for
(3) "I'm sorry, the return policy for your baby is the first 60 days ma'am."


Your creation can be as long or as short as you like! Just be sure to give it your all. ​

 

[Greenie]

"I'm sorry, the return policy for your baby is the first 60 days ma'am."

The frown on my face had already been there, but now it furrowed further. "I am just one day over!" I exclaimed, throwing my hands in air. "Come on!"

"We have a strict policy, ma'am," the man at the counter replied, not seeming too concerned by my outburst. "I apologize for the inconvenience, but there is nothing we can do."

"Maybe I can exchange it with another one?" I asked desperately.

"Ma'am, I'm afraid-"

"Oh fine, whatever! Useless people..." Grumbling, I grabbed the handle of the stroller and pushed it all the way out of the store, making sure I stomped as I walked. No way I was coming back to this Walmart again!