Would you say yes to charizarding?

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Dervish said:
The Internet is Dark and full of terrors.

And my Professor Oak banging Ash's mom while the little shit is on his quest fanfic won't complete itself.
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this is understandable. Ash's mom is pretty cute.

bang that MILF with your Oak
 
Dervish said:
The Internet is Dark and full of terrors.

And my Professor Oak banging Ash's mom while the little shit is on his quest fanfic won't complete itself.
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Pfft haha nice XD
 
... Porkymon?...
But, that makes no sense...
"Pig monsters?" Oh gross.

I can see "Pokerotic" being a thing though.

It's my fault for bringing it up. Sorry. *stabs self*
 
Ser K+ said:
... Porkymon?...
But, that makes no sense...
"Pig monsters?" Oh gross.

I can see "Pokerotic" being a thing though.

It's my fault for bringing it up. Sorry. *stabs self*
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The porky comes from the slang term for fucking.

E.g. I was porking Ash's mom so hard last night while my Kakuna used harden over and over.
 
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Dervish said:
The Internet is Dark and full of terrors.

And my Professor Oak banging Ash's mom while the little shit is on his quest fanfic won't complete itself.
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I'm not sure whether or not to be disgusted or impressed that you had the balls to type that out. o.o
 
I am still working on my erotic novel covering the sexual adventures of Brock.
 
Dervish said:
I'm pretty sure Pokemon porn is called Porkymon. Feel free to verify this if you want to risk finding out what a Jinx blowjob looks like, which I can only assume is a thing.
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Nah man, they go for the more blatant name of Pokeporn from I've seen.
Cpt Toellner said:
See a bit of that in my internet travels as well.

Lopunny seems to get around.
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Yeah she does, the harlot.
 
Dervs, hardly anyone calls it "Porking" anymore.
 
Nydanna said:
I'm not sure whether or not to be disgusted or impressed that you had the balls to type that out. o.o
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I'll be sure to send you the first draft! :D

Cpt Toellner said:
Dervs, hardly anyone calls it "Porking" anymore.
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Quiet, ya blockhead. It's the bee's knees.

Jorick said:
Nah man, they go for the more blatant name of Pokeporn from I've seen.

Yeah she does, the harlot.
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I must have taken quite the divergent from the norm tour then. This probably isn't a bad thing.
 
You know... This is the kind of thread that makes people think this is a porn site...



...Just saying...
 
Myrnodyn said:
You know... This is the kind of thread that makes people think this is a porn site...



...Just saying...
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I'm pretty confident that compared to the libertine section, this thread is puritan in comparison.
 
Dervish said:
I'm pretty confident that compared to the libertine section, this thread is puritan in comparison.
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But the libertine section is blocked off for non-members, as far as I know :P And the name 'Libertine' doesn't excactly inspire thoughts of porn either.


*inb4 mod derailing hilarious thread* :P



Personally, the worst pokeporn is the Pikachu porn... That stuff is just SHOCKING.
 
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Myrnodyn said:
But the libertine section is blocked off for non-members, as far as I know :P And the name 'Libertine' doesn't excactly inspire thoughts of porn either.


*inb4 mod derailing hilarious thread* :P



Personally, the worst pokeporn is the Pikachu porn... That stuff is just SHOCKING.
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A fair point, I will admit, but all your favorite graphic representations of what The Bad Touch by The Bloodhound Gang was describing is just one "I am totally 18, mmmhmmmm" click away when signing up. :D I actually was like "what the heck is a libertine?" When I first signed up. Five minutes later, I concluded this site is much, much more easygoing than my other RP forum.

I know what you mean about Pikachu. There should be laws protecting the exploitation of unevolved Pokemon from predators.
 
I'm more interested in finding the MLP waterplay roleplay Diana mentioned. It sounds like something that I can read when I need a laugh or two.
 
Nydanna said:
I'm more interested in finding the MLP waterplay roleplay Diana mentioned. It sounds like something that I can read when I need a laugh or two.
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Trust me, there was nothing funny about that.


... well, maybe a little. But it was still terrifying and traumatizing.
 
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