Why Hasn't Rory Changed His Name Poll!

Why hasn't Rory changed his account name in awhile?

  • His name actually IS Blind Hemmingway.

    Votes: 2 7.7%

  • He can't find the name change settings in his profile.

    Votes: 6 23.1%

  • He forgot his name so this is it now.

    Votes: 4 15.4%

  • He lost a bet and he can never change his name again.

    Votes: 5 19.2%

  • That's not Rory, that's a hamster. He's always been a hamster. What is wrong with you people?

    Votes: 9 34.6%

  • Vay and Diana killed Rory and that's a robot.

    Votes: 9 34.6%

  • SOMETHING ELSE WAY COOLER THAN YOUR DUMB OPTIONS.

    Votes: 8 30.8%
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@Blind Hemingway is our beloved senior admin, and we all call him RORY because he used to change his name once a week and we never knew what to call him. I remember when I met him his name was Thomas. O__O I only remember that because we called him Tommy the White Ranger.

Anyway. Rory has not changed his account name in a LONG TIME. And it's WEIRD AND ALARMING.

I have come to the conclusion that there is a strange mystery behind it.

What do YOU think? Why hasn't Rory changed his name in awhile?
 
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I'm going with Option 2: Rory's an Iwaku vet, and these newfangled options are all confusing.
 
I think he's probably rotting six feet under somewheres 'cuz Vay and Diana murdered him. THEY ARE A SUSPICIOUS LOT, NOW GAUGING OUR REACTIONS WITH THIS POLL. >>;

#iwakuconspiracytheories
 
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Plot twist: I am actually Ocha .
 
YOU KILLED HIM DIANA, AND REPLACED HIM WITH A HAMSTER ROBOT!!
 
Na, I did that to Diana. Probably my best work yet.
 
The robot-option seemed most plausible. Though that seemed true even back before he went by Rory.
 
Because he finally realized it was stupid.
 
Rory hasn't changed his name so you'd make a ridiculous thread about it, Diana. Way to fall into his trap.
 
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He could have done it just to see how long it'd take you to notice.
 
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