Why Hasn't Rory Changed His Name Poll!

Discussion in 'THREAD ARCHIVES' started by Diana, May 16, 2014.

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Why hasn't Rory changed his account name in awhile?

  1. His name actually IS Blind Hemmingway.

    7.7%
  2. He can't find the name change settings in his profile.

    23.1%
  3. He forgot his name so this is it now.

    15.4%
  4. He lost a bet and he can never change his name again.

    19.2%
  5. That's not Rory, that's a hamster. He's always been a hamster. What is wrong with you people?

    34.6%
  6. Vay and Diana killed Rory and that's a robot.

    34.6%
  7. SOMETHING ELSE WAY COOLER THAN YOUR DUMB OPTIONS.

    30.8%
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  1. @Blind Hemingway is our beloved senior admin, and we all call him RORY because he used to change his name once a week and we never knew what to call him. I remember when I met him his name was Thomas. O__O I only remember that because we called him Tommy the White Ranger.

    Anyway. Rory has not changed his account name in a LONG TIME. And it's WEIRD AND ALARMING.

    I have come to the conclusion that there is a strange mystery behind it.

    What do YOU think? Why hasn't Rory changed his name in awhile?
     
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  2. I'm going with Option 2: Rory's an Iwaku vet, and these newfangled options are all confusing.
     
  3. I think he's probably rotting six feet under somewheres 'cuz Vay and Diana murdered him. THEY ARE A SUSPICIOUS LOT, NOW GAUGING OUR REACTIONS WITH THIS POLL. >>;

    #iwakuconspiracytheories
     
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  4. Plot twist: I am actually Ocha .
     
  5. I FUCKING KNEW IT!
     
  6. YOU KILLED HIM DIANA, AND REPLACED HIM WITH A HAMSTER ROBOT!!
     
  7. Na, I did that to Diana. Probably my best work yet.
     
  8. Found a nice name to settle down with, maybe?
     
  9. The robot-option seemed most plausible. Though that seemed true even back before he went by Rory.
     
  10. Because he finally realized it was stupid.
     
  11. Rory hasn't changed his name so you'd make a ridiculous thread about it, Diana. Way to fall into his trap.
     
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  12. Hamster.

    Definitely hamster.
     
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  13. He could have done it just to see how long it'd take you to notice.
     
  14. There can be only one....
     
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