Why Does Orochi Smell?

Blind Hemingway

A former executive or something.
Original poster
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Posting Speed
Slow As Molasses
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NEVER
Writing Levels
Adept, Douche
Preferred Character Gender
Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
Come up with excuses for why our fourm's favorite pervert smells. Just that simple.

Orochi smells because he was rolling around in a field of onions!
 
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Corvus Corax

Guest
Orochi smells because he ate said field of onions and then self fertilized it.
 

Blind Hemingway

A former executive or something.
Original poster
Invitation Status
,
Posting Speed
Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
NEVER
Writing Levels
Adept, Douche
Preferred Character Gender
Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
Orochi smells because he was spying on girls by hiding in the lower halfs of PortaJohns.
 
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Corvus Corax

Guest
Oro smells cause he got one too many pieces o' jailbait drunk last night and they collectively puked on him.
 
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Karsikan the Berzerker

Guest
Orochi smells because three months later he still hasn't washed off all that jailbait puke.
 

Blind Hemingway

A former executive or something.
Original poster
Invitation Status
,
Posting Speed
Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
NEVER
Writing Levels
Adept, Douche
Preferred Character Gender
Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
Orochi smells because he's spent three weeks reading his Batman collection.
 
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Corvus Corax

Guest
-point down at the three ft high pile of taco bell wrappers- ...he ate those during the batman fest. Thats why.
 

Blind Hemingway

A former executive or something.
Original poster
Invitation Status
,
Posting Speed
Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
NEVER
Writing Levels
Adept, Douche
Preferred Character Gender
Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
He smells because he like those icky bean burritos....
 
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Corvus Corax

Guest
Because he resorted to using adult diapers...lazy thing.
 

Blind Hemingway

A former executive or something.
Original poster
Invitation Status
,
Posting Speed
Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
NEVER
Writing Levels
Adept, Douche
Preferred Character Gender
Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
Orochi smells because he is the Porta Potty Man.
 
Preferred Character Gender
Male
Genres
Fantasy, Horror and Sci-fi. I'll try basically anything though. I also love strange and unusual RP genre concepts. Different is good!
BEcause he used 'Sex panther'
 

Blind Hemingway

A former executive or something.
Original poster
Invitation Status
,
Posting Speed
Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
NEVER
Writing Levels
Adept, Douche
Preferred Character Gender
Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
Orochi smells because he went to the disco
 
Preferred Character Gender
Male
Genres
Fantasy, Horror and Sci-fi. I'll try basically anything though. I also love strange and unusual RP genre concepts. Different is good!
Because he's on a shower strike.
 
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Corvus Corax

Guest
He had a really bad acid trip and during it had a orgy with a bunch of cod and some limberger cheese