Why Does Orochi Smell?

[Blind Hemingway]

Come up with excuses for why our fourm's favorite pervert smells. Just that simple.

Orochi smells because he was rolling around in a field of onions!

 

[Corvus Corax]

Orochi smells because he ate said field of onions and then self fertilized it.

 

[Blind Hemingway]

Orochi smells because he was spying on girls by hiding in the lower halfs of PortaJohns.

 

[Corvus Corax]

Oro smells cause he got one too many pieces o' jailbait drunk last night and they collectively puked on him.

 

[Karsikan the Berzerker]

Orochi smells because three months later he still hasn't washed off all that jailbait puke.

 

[Blind Hemingway]

Orochi smells because he's spent three weeks reading his Batman collection.

 

[Corvus Corax]

-point down at the three ft high pile of taco bell wrappers- ...he ate those during the batman fest. Thats why.

 

[Blind Hemingway]

He smells because he like those icky bean burritos....

 

[Corvus Corax]

Because he resorted to using adult diapers...lazy thing.

 

[Blind Hemingway]

Orochi smells because he is the Porta Potty Man.

 

[Corvus Corax]

Oro is the long lost son of the swamp thing.

 

[October Knight]

BEcause he used 'Sex panther'

 

[Blind Hemingway]

Orochi smells because he went to the disco

 

[October Knight]

Because he's on a shower strike.

 

[Corvus Corax]

He had a really bad acid trip and during it had a orgy with a bunch of cod and some limberger cheese