Why Does Orochi Smell?

Orochi smells because he ate said field of onions and then self fertilized it.

 

Oro smells cause he got one too many pieces o' jailbait drunk last night and they collectively puked on him.

 

Orochi smells because three months later he still hasn't washed off all that jailbait puke.

 

-point down at the three ft high pile of taco bell wrappers- ...he ate those during the batman fest. Thats why.

 

Because he resorted to using adult diapers...lazy thing.

 

Oro is the long lost son of the swamp thing.

 

BEcause he used 'Sex panther'

 

Because he's on a shower strike.

 

He had a really bad acid trip and during it had a orgy with a bunch of cod and some limberger cheese