Why Asmo can't sell books.

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Darkness

Guest
Original poster
I think I found your problem, bro.




inb4 you already have a degree.
 

Jack Shade

Anti-Hero
Genres
Magical, Fantasy, Supernatural, Sci Fi, Steam Punk, Noir, HORROR, and I'm willing to try Romance.
Can we recycle that 5% of unemployed people and stop world hunger?
 

Jack Shade

Anti-Hero
Genres
Magical, Fantasy, Supernatural, Sci Fi, Steam Punk, Noir, HORROR, and I'm willing to try Romance.
I blame your age.
 

Blind Hemingway

A former executive or something.
Invitation Status
,
Posting Speed
Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
NEVER
Writing Levels
Adept, Douche
Preferred Character Gender
Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
I don't get it either. And again, who's Asmo?
 

Childish Grumpino

all things are nothing to me
DONATING MEMBER
WHO THE FUCK ARE ALL OF YOU PEOPLE, ANYWAY.

I DON'T KNOW WHO ANY OF YOU AAAAAAAAARE.
 
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Darkness

Guest
Original poster
Fragments of your imagination.

You're alone.
 

Childish Grumpino

all things are nothing to me
DONATING MEMBER
I KNEW IT. I FUCKING KNEW IT.

THEY TOLD ME I WAS CRAZY, BUT IT WAS ALL TRUUUUUUUUE.
 

Blind Hemingway

A former executive or something.
Invitation Status
,
Posting Speed
Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
NEVER
Writing Levels
Adept, Douche
Preferred Character Gender
Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
Who's Greg?
 

Childish Grumpino

all things are nothing to me
DONATING MEMBER
GREG'S NO-ONE; HE'S NOT REAL. NONE OF YOUR ARE.

GET THE FUCK OUT MAH HEAD, STRANGE VOICES.
 
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Warmaster Death

Guest
Original poster
so what game/thingamabob is this off?
 

Blind Hemingway

A former executive or something.
Invitation Status
,
Posting Speed
Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
NEVER
Writing Levels
Adept, Douche
Preferred Character Gender
Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
WHAT'S A WMD? Women Meeting Dogs? D:
 

Childish Grumpino

all things are nothing to me
DONATING MEMBER
White Men (can't) Dance?

I'M PLAYING WORD-GAMES WITH THE VOICES. HOSHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII--
 
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Darkness

Guest
Original poster
so what game/thingamabob is this off?
Real Lives

Or its other name "YOU GON GET BORN IN CHINA/INDIA/SOME SHITHOLE IN SOUTH AFRICA, GET YOUR ASS READY COS IT GON GET RAPED AND GOITERED"

Seriously, it's like, most of the time your character's gonna get goiter, and whether it's a he or a she, you gon get raped.

It's sort of addicting though, fuck knows why.
 

Blind Hemingway

A former executive or something.
Invitation Status
,
Posting Speed
Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
NEVER
Writing Levels
Adept, Douche
Preferred Character Gender
Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
Dorkness just likes being raped that's all.