Why Asmo can't sell books.

[Darkness]

I think I found your problem, bro.

inb4 you already have a degree.

 

[Paorou-sama]

I ALWAYS DIE ALONE ;_;

 

[Ochalla]

5% Unemployment? Sign me up to immigrate!

 

[Jack Shade]

Can we recycle that 5% of unemployed people and stop world hunger?

 

[Asmodeus]

I dun get it...

 

[Jack Shade]

I blame your age.

 

[Blind Hemingway]

I don't get it either. And again, who's Asmo?

 

[Fel of the Eternal Forest]

I don't get it either. And again, who's Asmo?

That's what I'm trying to figure out.



And who this Greg guy is.

 

[Hecatoncheires]

WHO THE FUCK ARE ALL OF YOU PEOPLE, ANYWAY.

I DON'T KNOW WHO ANY OF YOU AAAAAAAAARE.

 

[Darkness]

Fragments of your imagination.

You're alone.

 

[Hecatoncheires]

I KNEW IT. I FUCKING KNEW IT.

THEY TOLD ME I WAS CRAZY, BUT IT WAS ALL TRUUUUUUUUE.

 

[Blind Hemingway]

Who's Greg?

 

[Krang]

What?

 

[Hecatoncheires]

GREG'S NO-ONE; HE'S NOT REAL. NONE OF YOUR ARE.

GET THE FUCK OUT MAH HEAD, STRANGE VOICES.

 

[Warmaster Death]

so what game/thingamabob is this off?

 

[Blind Hemingway]

WHAT'S A WMD? Women Meeting Dogs? D:

 

[Krang]

Wet Men [can't] Dig.

 

[Hecatoncheires]

White Men (can't) Dance?

I'M PLAYING WORD-GAMES WITH THE VOICES. HOSHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII--

 

[Darkness]

so what game/thingamabob is this off?

Real Lives

Or its other name "YOU GON GET BORN IN CHINA/INDIA/SOME SHITHOLE IN SOUTH AFRICA, GET YOUR ASS READY COS IT GON GET RAPED AND GOITERED"

Seriously, it's like, most of the time your character's gonna get goiter, and whether it's a he or a she, you gon get raped.

It's sort of addicting though, fuck knows why.

 

[Blind Hemingway]

Dorkness just likes being raped that's all.