Why Asmo can't sell books.

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Darkness

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I think I found your problem, bro.

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inb4 you already have a degree.
 

Jack Shade

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Magical, Fantasy, Supernatural, Sci Fi, Steam Punk, Noir, HORROR, and I'm willing to try Romance.
Can we recycle that 5% of unemployed people and stop world hunger?
 

Asmodeus

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I dun get it...
 

Jack Shade

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Magical, Fantasy, Supernatural, Sci Fi, Steam Punk, Noir, HORROR, and I'm willing to try Romance.
I blame your age.
 

Blind Hemingway

Ancient Iwaku Scum from 2006.
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I don't get it either. And again, who's Asmo?
 

Hecatoncheires

Dear motherfuckers, I'm teetering if you must know
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WHO THE FUCK ARE ALL OF YOU PEOPLE, ANYWAY.

I DON'T KNOW WHO ANY OF YOU AAAAAAAAARE.
 
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Darkness

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Fragments of your imagination.

You're alone.
 

Hecatoncheires

Dear motherfuckers, I'm teetering if you must know
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I KNEW IT. I FUCKING KNEW IT.

THEY TOLD ME I WAS CRAZY, BUT IT WAS ALL TRUUUUUUUUE.
 

Blind Hemingway

Ancient Iwaku Scum from 2006.
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Who's Greg?
 

Hecatoncheires

Dear motherfuckers, I'm teetering if you must know
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GREG'S NO-ONE; HE'S NOT REAL. NONE OF YOUR ARE.

GET THE FUCK OUT MAH HEAD, STRANGE VOICES.
 
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Warmaster Death

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so what game/thingamabob is this off?
 

Blind Hemingway

Ancient Iwaku Scum from 2006.
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WHAT'S A WMD? Women Meeting Dogs? D:
 

Hecatoncheires

Dear motherfuckers, I'm teetering if you must know
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White Men (can't) Dance?

I'M PLAYING WORD-GAMES WITH THE VOICES. HOSHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII--
 
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Darkness

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so what game/thingamabob is this off?

Real Lives

Or its other name "YOU GON GET BORN IN CHINA/INDIA/SOME SHITHOLE IN SOUTH AFRICA, GET YOUR ASS READY COS IT GON GET RAPED AND GOITERED"

Seriously, it's like, most of the time your character's gonna get goiter, and whether it's a he or a she, you gon get raped.

It's sort of addicting though, fuck knows why.
 

Blind Hemingway

Ancient Iwaku Scum from 2006.
MYTHICAL MEMBER
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Preferred Character Gender
  1. Primarily Prefer Female
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Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
Dorkness just likes being raped that's all.