WHO WILL WIN?

Discussion in 'THREAD ARCHIVES' started by Orochi, Apr 1, 2010.

  1. The Calling "Bullshit" Spell trumps all.
     
  2. Meant to post earlier. Failed XD
    am tired though so
    will post in the morning
     
  3. FUCK YOU FRANK CASTLE IS AN AMAZING CHARACTER.
     
  4. GO PUNISHER!
     
  5. A better match up would be:

    In a mud wrestling match between Keira Knightley, Milla Jovovich, Cate Blanchett, Halle Berry, and Ming-Na, who'd win and why?

    .....and "The audience," is not an answer.
     
  6. The Joker.
     
  7. "I don't mean she's doing it for money. Just a style."
     
  8. "Lyra can learn. But I wouldn't let her become an assassin."
     
  9. [​IMG]
    Name:
    Ned
    Codename: The Piemaker
    Origin: Unknown
    Birthdate: 03/25
    Age: 30
    Race: Human
    Hair: Brown
    Eyes: Green
    Height: 6'5
    Weight: 190 lbs
    Education Level: Boarding school graduation
    Occupation: Pie Maker ( Duh)
    Citizenship: American
    Level: Talented Normal
    Intelligence: 3
    Strength: 2
    Speed: 2
    Durability: 2
    Energy projection: 1
    Fighting Ability: 3
    Powers: Ned has the unique gift of bringing the dead back to life. However, this is not without its limitations. The dead can only be revived for 1 minute before consequences take place and another must die in their place. ( This is generally within the same species to size range). If he touches the dead again, they are dead for good, unable to be revived by his touch, no matter how long they have been alive for.
    Abilities: He cooks the best pie in the world. He also is skilled with a sword, being obessed with star wars when he was younger
    Equipment: N/A
    Weaknesses: He's human, literally anything can kill him.
    Bio: Ned woke up in this world one day inside his restaurant ... however, everyone that he knew expect Digby was missing. He still has no idea how his entire restaurant was moved or what happened to his friend, but he wishes to figure it out and live in this strange world.
    Notes and Trivia: Ned revived his dog Digby and still owns. It appears that anything he brings back to life for longer than a minute has an indefinite life span as it seems they are immune to injury and the such. Whatever he revives retains their death injury... however, any fruit or plants he brings back to life goes back to the state it had in life.
     
  10. "Sounds nice."
     
  11. MUNISHER! MUR!
     
  12. Halle Berry should die a horrible death.
     
  13. Because Orochi hated that Catlady movie.
     
  14. I think everyone hated that Catlady movie.

    And I vote Punisher.

    Guns shoot faster than Potter talks.

    Plus it's the Goddamn Punisher.
     
  15. I liked the Catlady movie...

    Then again I wasn't paying that much attention, I was watching football on the tv.
     
  16. POPULARITY WONT SAVE YOU FROM SWEET SWEET HOT LEAD LOVING POTTER.

    DIE SAFE IN THE KNOWLEDGE THAT YOUR DARK LORD WILL FOLLOW.

    SPETZNAZ! RANGERS, BRITISH! AUSTRALIAN AND NEW ZEALAND SAS!
    NAVY SEALS, GREEN BERETS GSG-9 AND MORE!

    TO THE HUNT!

    Edit: also:

    THIS.

    plus the entire world dies if she loses.

    srsleh.
     
  17. The only movies Milla Jovavich is of any use in are the Resident Evil movies.

    I'm torn between Ming-Na and Kiera Knightly T_T purty.

    A NEW CHALLENGER ENTERS THE FRAY: MORENA BACCARIN!!!
     
  18. Putin wins.

    Putin always wins.