Where was the US Navy born?

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Blind Hemingway

Ancient Iwaku Scum from 2006.
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Posting Speed
  1. Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
Writing Levels
  1. Adept
  2. Douche
Preferred Character Gender
  1. Primarily Prefer Female
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damn it rory it 404'd. and everyone knows it was created in Gods image anyway
That Marius is Heresy and you Know it, The Army was created in gods image and the navy is an imperfect copy created by man.
revoke that statement sir! i will deputize the submarine force and send them after you

yeah son, what naow?!?!?!
I don't get how you can take pride in getting called seamen.
Darkness: idk what you're talking about. i'm a sailor with a badge so we stay on land and party with the army chicks and female corpsmen. you should ask arsenal. lol
almost every military chick i've met so far have been sluts to some degree. try having your base be a boot camp AND A-school. the only perk is that you know the chicks that are new there are STD-mostly-free
Then there's always that one douche Marine that fucks it up for you.
somehow they always end up folded up in a corner by either us or the seabees. the male FMF corpmen even don't take kindly to that happening