LMFAO Karsibro.
Oh, I remembered another one!
At college, I was broke/poor. All my buddies were going to Zaxby's after the football game and I wanted food, but I had no monies! SO~
One of the dudes there dared me to roll down this hella steep and hella long hill that was adjacent to the bleachers. This thing was massive, a part of the earth that had not been carved away for the huge bowl of the football stadium. It had to have been at least 300 feet. He told me to dive and roll, and he'd cover all my food.
So, I dived.
Holy shit did I pick up speed, and holy fuck did that motherfucker hurt on the way down. I was 18, trying to be cool... of course I did it, y'know?
SO MANY PEOPLE thought I had tripped and were freaking the fuck out that I was going to die. I hit the chain fence below so freaking hard, I uplifted the bottom of it and nearly got myself stuck. I stood up, filthy, and waved my hand drunkenly. Then I realized I had fractured my wrist.
Not-so-good times, bro.
I also got the most fucking awesome Zaxby's dinner. Zaxby's sauce rules.