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Outpost 11.
I don't even know what the plot was - I don't think there was one.
But basically what happened was there were three people: the sane guy, the crazy guy, and the wimp.
The film was set in an icy environment mostly inside the cabin in which the three soldiers stayed. It seemed to be set during wartime but I couldn't tell you what war. Inside this cabin was a boiler room which the wimp was terrified to go into for reasons not explained. The sane guy was the one who always went out collecting food leaving the wimp with the crazy guy.
Now the crazy guy didn't like the wimp. He was a hard soldier completely enthralled with propaganda - again I don't know what country they were from it was never explained. Then one day the crazy guy started going on about how the wimp was part of the "spider alliance" (don't ask, I lost it in fits of laughter) and then he went shooting a spider around the cabin. The wimp found a huge spider and served it for lunch, prompting an amusing moment where the crazy guy flipped the table shooting again at the spider screaming "I already told you I don't fucking like spiders!" in a heavy scottish accent.
That was the last we saw of those two for a bit while the film switched to the sane guy finding bodies of people with heads split in two for no reason. Then it cut back to the others in the cabin and well... things got worse.
A clay-mation spider appeared, as did a cardboard cut-out of a spider with a crown on its head outside the window. Chaos ensued for a bit and the cabin got destroyed, everyone died.
And just to make things weirder the film ended with the crazy guy and the sane guy sat in the destroyed cabin playing a game despite the events just moments before and then it ended.
Anyone got any other bad films?
Outpost 11.
I don't even know what the plot was - I don't think there was one.
But basically what happened was there were three people: the sane guy, the crazy guy, and the wimp.
The film was set in an icy environment mostly inside the cabin in which the three soldiers stayed. It seemed to be set during wartime but I couldn't tell you what war. Inside this cabin was a boiler room which the wimp was terrified to go into for reasons not explained. The sane guy was the one who always went out collecting food leaving the wimp with the crazy guy.
Now the crazy guy didn't like the wimp. He was a hard soldier completely enthralled with propaganda - again I don't know what country they were from it was never explained. Then one day the crazy guy started going on about how the wimp was part of the "spider alliance" (don't ask, I lost it in fits of laughter) and then he went shooting a spider around the cabin. The wimp found a huge spider and served it for lunch, prompting an amusing moment where the crazy guy flipped the table shooting again at the spider screaming "I already told you I don't fucking like spiders!" in a heavy scottish accent.
That was the last we saw of those two for a bit while the film switched to the sane guy finding bodies of people with heads split in two for no reason. Then it cut back to the others in the cabin and well... things got worse.
A clay-mation spider appeared, as did a cardboard cut-out of a spider with a crown on its head outside the window. Chaos ensued for a bit and the cabin got destroyed, everyone died.
And just to make things weirder the film ended with the crazy guy and the sane guy sat in the destroyed cabin playing a game despite the events just moments before and then it ended.
Anyone got any other bad films?