What Asmo wants...

Asmodeus

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Due to recent roleplay troubles... I have taken a hostage.

I expect a call from Vay to discuss how we can improve conditions for GMs.

 
NOOOOO!!! Who did you take. Wait... I could be a hostage and would even know it. *Runs around screaming* WHY GOD WHY, I'M TOO YOUNG!!!!
 
What's this? I finally get to try out my new boots to kick some ass.... Wait.... Who's the hostage?
 
Asmo, you make such stringent demands,




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Nonsense.

I served Jack Shade tea just this morning...

 
So... Asmo's hostage is an unknown entity, but I am assuming Asmo is using the alias "Jack Shade" to protect the real identity of the person he's kidnapped.

I see no evidence of Vay trying to work out a compromise. Maybe if you tortured the person a little, Asmo?
 
Because Jack Shade is obviously a pseudonym.

Who do we know with that name, anyways?
 
Jack Shade sucks! Pick a better hostage!

Unless he brings me more cookies. Then I might be persuaded to meet demands.
 
Subscribing to the Rory School of Joke Architecture, I see. *Starts measuring Asmo's dementia meds*
 
You people seem to forget.

I was here from the early days.

I REMEMBER EVERYTHING!

 
It's a code!

Jack Shade is a code!

He must be reading '50 Shades of grey' out loud to this Jack fellow! :(

The torture! Lack of table manners indeed.
 
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That is all.
 
I didn't realize that I had become a pedophile with so many enemies.
 
I gave you magic in those roleplays, Orion.

I pissed on Chaos for you.


 
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