What Arbitrary thing are you?

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Blind Hemingway

Blind Hemingway

Ancient Iwaku Scum from 2006.
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We can finally learn what Diana really is.

You got: A Really Fat Squirrel

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You're a really fat squirrel! What have you been eating? Every nut ever? That's OK, you win at hibernation so hard.
 
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@Diana we're all curious!


You got: A Bunch Of Dead AA Batteries
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You're a bunch of dead AA batteries! What are we gonna do with you? You're always around. Cheerfully peeking out of junk drawers. You may be out of power, but at least you're ubiquitous.
 
You got: The Baha Men
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You're the Baha Men! You've made your mark on history with one very important question. A question that may never really have an answer. You're always solving dog-related mysteries.
 
You got: A Handful Of Beans

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You're a handful of beans! You're so full of possibility—nutrition, protein, the hope for the future harvest. You're so simple and yet so beautiful.

Awesome, I make people fart.
 
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I also got really fat Squirrel.


I HAVE THE POWER OF SLEEPING FOR A LONG PERIOD OF TIME!(which is true!)
 
You got: Subway Jared's Big Pants
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Remember Jared and his big pants? Those pants are you! You serve as a constant reminder that we all have demons. And we CAN beat those demons with the right combination of lunch meats.

I'm sorry, but what is this? Why am I pants?
 
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I shall sing you a melody which shall tell you what "thing" I am:

"Who... let the dogs out?
Who,... who,.... who?"
 
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I also got Jared's big Pants. O_______O
 
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You got: A Big Rusty Hook
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You're a big rusty hook! Lookout, you're gonna give someone tetanus. On the bright side, you're handy for hooking a lot of stuff.
 
You got: A Big Rusty Hook

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Diana said:
I also got Jared's big Pants. O_______O
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The pants are so big, we can probably share them. I call the left leg!
 
I am also the Big Rusty Hook.

However, to be arbitrarily arbitrary I'm also choosing a random object from my room because I don't care about your rules, man.



I am the Green Checkered Umbrella, because I like to be useful and am kind of pretty in a practical way.

*Rebellious hair flip*
 
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  1. You got: A Handful Of Beans
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    You're a handful of beans! You're so full of possibility—nutrition, protein, the hope for the future harvest. You're so simple and yet so beautiful.
Well, that is awkward.
 
FleurDeLis said:
I am also the Big Rusty Hook.

However, to be arbitrarily arbitrary I'm also choosing a random object from my room because I don't care about your rules, man.



I am the Green Checkered Umbrella, because I like to be useful and am kind of pretty in a practical way.

*Rebellious hair flip*
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But... *deep breath* Is the act really arbitrary if you're doing it because you don't care about the rules? If you really didn't care about the rules, would you even acknowledge them rather than just breaking them? Is the item arbitrary if you have a specific reason why you picked it for yourself? :P
 
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