Lesse...
2000: Nothing in particular happened to me. USS Cole bombed.
2001: At the height of my Tom Clancy period terrorists struck the World Trade Center. My nickname of 'Arsenal' became cemented into the student body in high school.
2002: Lost my virginity at 17, skipped out on high school prom to go see Jackass the Movie with then girlfriend. Attempted to donate blood. Technician punctured my vein instead. Mission failure...
2003: Graduated from high school. Gave community college a go. Mission failure...
2004: Enlisted in the United States Navy in February. Shipped out to Recruit Training Command Great Lakes, Illinois in November. Missed the release date of Killzone. Violently separated from lower wisdom teeth. Given hydrocodine. Popped a pill every time PT was looming. Saw rainbows while running. Stopped taking hydrocodine afterward.
2005: Graduated Boot Camp in January. Shipped across the street to Naval Service Training Center Great Lakes, Illinois for Apprentice Technical Training. Graduated to Gunners Mate A School, 'Gunschool.' Shipped to NSTC Dam Neck, Virginia Beach, Virginia, for Gunners Mate C School, Mk 41 Vertical Launch Systems school. Separated from upper wisdom teeth. Given Vicodin. Hated every minute of vicodin use. Graduated in November and sent to USS McFaul (DDG-74.)
2006: Got seasick seventeen times in one hour during COMTUEX in February. Met Julez. Prevented her from commiting suicide. Fell in love. Went on Persian Gulf deployment in May. Transited the Suez Canal. Spent intimate moments with 'Ma Deuce,' the M-2HB Fifty Cal and the M-60 'Pig.' Had my first drink of alcohol in Bahrain. Saw a Mexican that same day. Why was a Mexican in the Middle East? Spent July sitting behind a Fifty Cal staring at Kaaot oil platform in the North Arabian Gulf. 135 Degrees, no wind. 120 in the shade. Went to Dubai. Bought a PSP and a Nintendo DS. Stopped at Muskat, Oman. Ran the length of the ship (500 feet) on the pier. Returned to Naval Station Norfolk in November. Went on leave. Went back to Norfolk.
2007: USS McFaul went to drydock for repairs and upgrades. Fear of heights reinforced. Formally qualified on M-60 machine gun. Two weeks later USS McFaul trades her stock of M-60s for M-240s. Qualified on M-16A1. Still carried M-14 for two weeks. Left drydock. USS McFaul transited to Eastport, Maine for the Fourth of July. Got drunk. Did things I will not mention here. Left the bar at last call. Four hours later stood watch with an automatic weapon while hung over. McFaul transited to Newport, Rhode Island. Saw 'The Bourne Ultimatum' with shipmates. McFaul returned to Norfolk. Went underway in October for Neptune Warrior. Pulled in to Faslane, Scotland to take on exercise personnel and reporters. Stood Topside Sentry in typical, English drizzle. Went underway for the actual exercise. USS McFaul sunk USS Cole three times while acting as OPFOR. USS Cole cried like a bitch. Returned to Faslane. Got drunk at the pub. Much fun was had by all. Went to Glasgow the following day. Ate haggis while buzzed. Liked it. Dragged drunken shipmate back to McFaul. Left Faslane and pulled in to Cove, Ireland. Took a tour. Drank the whisky. Developed a taste for Jameson and Michael Collins whisky. Spent four hours of a Topside Sentry watch in the pilothouse watching movies while a party was held on the flight deck with foreign dignitaries. Spent the last hour taking Facebook pictures while pointing an M-16 at my camera. Returned to Norfolk. Went on leave. Went back to Norfolk.
2008: Went on a Mediterranean Deployment. USS McFaul became the first US warship to pull in to Split, Croatia in twenty years. Went to Turkey. Got drunk. Got hit on by a male belly dancer. Drank more to kill the brain cells. Mission failure... Went to Odessa, Ukraine. Tried to get to Chernobyl. Mission failure. Drank Ukrainian vodka. Tried to get Ukrainian cop to give me his AKS-74U. No deal... Went to Romania. Slept in fear of Count Dracula biting me. Slept with a cross hanging from my neck. Drank Romanian vodka. Had fun. Went to Varna, Bulgaria. Never drinking Bulgarian vodka EVER AGAIN. McFaul went to Israel. Never made it. Russia invaded Georgia. McFaul tasked to take humanitarian aid to Georgia. Shadowed by Russian missile cruiser. Saw Iraqi aircraft carrier in the Black Sea. Iraqi carrier is two birds on a piece of drift wood. Delivered supplies. Felt very good about myself. Left USS McFaul for the last time in Suda Bay. Got ringed off by quarter deck watch. Flown out the following morning. Mistaken for a Croatian by Athenian Customs. Spent twelve hours on a plane. Only good movie shown was Get Smart. Landed in Atlanta, Georgia. Spent five hours at the terminal. Flew back to Norfolk for outprocessing. Flew back to Texas in December.
2009: Job search and college. Still on job search. Contemplating reenlistment.
2010: Reenlistment is looking more and more likely.