Weekly-ish Challenge #15 - Movin' time

Vay

The Empress
Original poster
Preferred Character Gender
Male, Female
Genres
Mostly Fantasy and Sci-fi, though I’ll do anything if the plot is good.
Well its been an uneventful week fro my perspective. But its still been a week so heres another challenge. This ones a bit personal since I'm planning on moving to the states as soon as I can. So I was wondering, what people would move for since leaving behind family and friends is never easy. So if You're new here of forgotten, just write a paragraph on that.

This week's challenge: Five reasons to move.
 

Hydronine

The Murrstress
Invitation Status
Posting Speed
Multiple posts per day, 1-3 posts per day
Writing Levels
Adept, Advanced, Prestige, Douche, Adaptable
Preferred Character Gender
No Preferences
Genres
Scifi, Fantasy, Modern, Magical, Horror, Noir, apocalyptic, Grimdark, yaoi, yuri, anything really.
Five reasons to move... In Texas, if you a woman, there's a couple good reasons to. For one, you get GLARES if you get your birth control. You get GLARES if you burp. You get GLARES if you act unlady-like in public at all. That's one. It's hot, and I like it, but I wish it would rain more.... or snow... hell, I'd take some ice at this point. That's two. The Chinese food here isn't even a sliver as good as it is in other states. That's three. Get away from my odd family, have some distance. That's four. I have to be in a non-city area to have a permit to get a fox one day- that's my fifth.

WHERE'S MY PRIZE?