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"You killed her!" The Joker screamed, clutching the limp body of Harley against his chest. Her cracked and broken bones shifted as the Joker sobbed onto her red and black costume. She had fallen from the high rise that batman and he had chosen as his arena, well, fallen was innacurate. Tim Drake sent her hurtling over the edge.
Batman looked at his partner, disappointed, before walking over to the Joker, cuffs in head.
"She's dead... Dead..." He said, a bitter laugh forced from between his lips as Baman slapped the cuffs on him. The Joker's arms were limp as Batman pulled them behind his back to cuff the Joker's second wrist.
"Go home Jason." Batman said to Jason.
"But-" Jason began.
"Home!" Batman said, glaring at his protege, the boy he took in as his son. Batman knew this was not going to end well. He needed to talk to him in private.
Jason ran off and soon, the police arrived. Batman handed over the Joker and they delicately put him in the car. They were Joker veterans and seeing him so placcid and not completely broken physically disturbed them. The younger policeman, Jamison was stitched into his uniform, "So... She's dead then... Is... Is it over?" The young man asked, remembering the Joker's rampages, a renewed vigor seemed instilled into the Joker with his new sidekick.
"I think so..." Batman said, he felt himself longing for Harvey Dent, and his coin. His coin would have been helpful right now. Intact head up, the Joker would stay in Arkham the rest of his days, irreparably saddened by her death, scratched head... He shook off the thought. The Joker wasn't responding with anger and hatred, they would be safe.
*****
The Joker hummed to himself in his cell, it was all he seemed to do with himself these days. He didn't know how long he had been gone, but he knew it had been a while. The tension had an initial build, then it all went out, the guards had begun to relax around him. He was allowed to go out more, but he didn't do much while out there. He often sat in the yard when he was allowed out, on whatever open bench was closest. Soon most of the criminals conglomerated away from the doors so he always sat on the one closest to there.
Victor Zsasz took initiative, it was raining today, a good mood setter, matched the misery of the Joker. He crossed his arms in front of the Joker, tallymarks covering his body, the Joker didn't look up, "You used to be some hot shit, didn't you?" He asked with a grin, "I hear your body count is even higher than mine." He grabbed Joker by his green hair and yanked up, looking at the pale skin, he was disgusted, "That ends now." He swung at Joker and connected to his cheek, sending the Joker over into the mud, "I've been playing nice for three months now for this chance!" Victor shouted, laughing, and kicking the Joker in the stomach, "Who's laughing now clown?! Who's laughing now!" He pulled a shiv out of his pocket and grabbed Joker's jumpsuit, hauling him up, "I'm gonna carve you up, so that when you get to hell to meet your girlfriend, you'll match her!" He said, laughing as he pulled his arm back.
The Joker's eyes glowed with rage. He caught Victor's arm, and a grin grew onto his face. His grin eclipsed Victor's and all that confidence turned into fear. Victor's grin was replaced with dismay and Joker used his fear to snatch the shiv from Victor, stabbing him in the neck, hitting the carotid artery. Victor grabbed his neck and gasped in pain as he fell over into the mud. The Joker stood over him, "That was your carotid artery, you're going to die in a few minutes, and since I'm getting violent again, the guards are waiting to come out here in SWAT gear before they send any medical help. So I have plenty of time to teach you." He kicked Victor in the stomach to punctuate his next words, "So. Pay. Attention!" He said, every pause punctuated with a kick, sending a fresh explosion of blood from Victor's neck, "Don't assume your opponent is disabled, unless you have caused their disability themselves! Don't monologue with assumed superiority unless your opponent is disabled! And lastly..." The Joker added quietly, bending down, "Don't fuck with me." He pulled the shiv out of Victor's neck and he went into shock, twitching as he died.
He looked around the yard at his inmates, so much madness surrounded him, none of it equal to his own, "Anyone else wanna have a go with me?!" He said, fire ran through his veins. He felt so invigorated, this was what he had forgotten. Madness, the emergency exit, Gotham was going to be exposed to a new level of madness that they had not seen before. He had been hearing the news, this was Black Mask's city now. Black mask was going to have to learn a lesson, he was the Clown Prince of Crime, and this was his city.
The Joker ran at the yard wall, an unbroken monolith of stone and steel. He ran to it, darting to a door in the wall with two guards in front of it. They opened fire and got three shots in him before he got to them. In their panic, they dropped their guns. Joker stabbed the closer one in the neck while the second one regained his senses, picking up his gun. He kicked the man in the face as he knelt for his weapon, sending him flying. The Joker picked up his gun and walked to the man, "Well, well, well, seems you've gotten soft in my absence... Seems Gotham has gotten soft in my absence... Time to toughen them up." He said, shooting the man in the head.
He left the man and walked to the door, shooting around the handle, emptying the clip into weakening the door. He dropped the gun and picked up the second one and the spare clip off the bleeding officer. He kicked the door and it caved inward, the handle and lock falling out of it. Guards in SWAT gear were filling the corridor, and he didn't have the time for them. He fired a couple shots into them before he went for the stairs, leaping up them two at a time, soon he made it to the top and came out onto the upper wall where guards patrolled. He fired and took out three of them, their limp bodies toppling over the wall as the others ran to more defensible positions.
The SWAT teams made it up to the wall behind him, and one of them came otu front with a megaphone, "Give it up Joker, there's nowhere you can go." He said, the megaphone crackling.
He looked up to the rain, it wasn't raining the day she died, it should have been. It was only fitting though that the universe decided that it should be raining now, "The Emergency Exit." He said softly to himself as he ran to the edge of the wall and jumped off the side, plummetting down to the sheer cliff below.
****
The Joker pulled himself onto shore, barely alive, but he still had his old stash around there somewhere, he knew it would be there. He walked along the beach, looking at the rare person fly fishing in the water. They all began running off, paying no attention to his hunched form, clutching his bleeding stomach. He made it to the spot, exactly in the middle of two boulders, out ten feet to complete the right triangle. He dug a hole where he knew it would be and sureley enough, there it was, a stainless steel capsule. He opened it and immediatley went for the forceps and a party bag leftover from the last time he escaped. He unzipped his jumpsuit and went in with the forceps, the bullets weren't just flesh wounds, and he screamed as he dug them out.
He tore open the party bag and poured the contents into the wound. It was his own unique spin on something bane made, Joker Venom. He winced and screamed as the wounds began to close up, the steroidal compounds healing his wounds instead of bulking him up like usual. That was probably all it was good for at this point anyways, he knew it had been a while.
He pulled out his dress shoes and kevlar vest and stripped down, using his jumpsuit to prevent from getting sand on his feet. He put on the vest, zipping it up before grabbing his clothes, the classic purple suit and shoes. He put on the pants and shoes first before putting on his green button up shirt, vest and tie. He put on his jacket and gloves and he was ready. Gotham would be his again.
*****
It wasn't long before the city had become carved in two, it had been two weeks since the Joker's escape and he was proud of his accomplishment of reducing the criminal population by about half. Black Mask's empire was crumbling, and the Joker was only getting faster, more powerful. Gotham was actively burning, there was no coming back from this. The Joker decided that Black Mask had been softened enough that it was time to lie in wait. He emblazoned an R with an arrow through it on a building with gasoline, surrounded by batman's symbol. He lit it aflame and stood atop the building. Now, he would just need to wait, his thugs surrounding the building, clown masks all around, killing all the firemen who came close.
Batman looked at his partner, disappointed, before walking over to the Joker, cuffs in head.
"She's dead... Dead..." He said, a bitter laugh forced from between his lips as Baman slapped the cuffs on him. The Joker's arms were limp as Batman pulled them behind his back to cuff the Joker's second wrist.
"Go home Jason." Batman said to Jason.
"But-" Jason began.
"Home!" Batman said, glaring at his protege, the boy he took in as his son. Batman knew this was not going to end well. He needed to talk to him in private.
Jason ran off and soon, the police arrived. Batman handed over the Joker and they delicately put him in the car. They were Joker veterans and seeing him so placcid and not completely broken physically disturbed them. The younger policeman, Jamison was stitched into his uniform, "So... She's dead then... Is... Is it over?" The young man asked, remembering the Joker's rampages, a renewed vigor seemed instilled into the Joker with his new sidekick.
"I think so..." Batman said, he felt himself longing for Harvey Dent, and his coin. His coin would have been helpful right now. Intact head up, the Joker would stay in Arkham the rest of his days, irreparably saddened by her death, scratched head... He shook off the thought. The Joker wasn't responding with anger and hatred, they would be safe.
*****
The Joker hummed to himself in his cell, it was all he seemed to do with himself these days. He didn't know how long he had been gone, but he knew it had been a while. The tension had an initial build, then it all went out, the guards had begun to relax around him. He was allowed to go out more, but he didn't do much while out there. He often sat in the yard when he was allowed out, on whatever open bench was closest. Soon most of the criminals conglomerated away from the doors so he always sat on the one closest to there.
Victor Zsasz took initiative, it was raining today, a good mood setter, matched the misery of the Joker. He crossed his arms in front of the Joker, tallymarks covering his body, the Joker didn't look up, "You used to be some hot shit, didn't you?" He asked with a grin, "I hear your body count is even higher than mine." He grabbed Joker by his green hair and yanked up, looking at the pale skin, he was disgusted, "That ends now." He swung at Joker and connected to his cheek, sending the Joker over into the mud, "I've been playing nice for three months now for this chance!" Victor shouted, laughing, and kicking the Joker in the stomach, "Who's laughing now clown?! Who's laughing now!" He pulled a shiv out of his pocket and grabbed Joker's jumpsuit, hauling him up, "I'm gonna carve you up, so that when you get to hell to meet your girlfriend, you'll match her!" He said, laughing as he pulled his arm back.
The Joker's eyes glowed with rage. He caught Victor's arm, and a grin grew onto his face. His grin eclipsed Victor's and all that confidence turned into fear. Victor's grin was replaced with dismay and Joker used his fear to snatch the shiv from Victor, stabbing him in the neck, hitting the carotid artery. Victor grabbed his neck and gasped in pain as he fell over into the mud. The Joker stood over him, "That was your carotid artery, you're going to die in a few minutes, and since I'm getting violent again, the guards are waiting to come out here in SWAT gear before they send any medical help. So I have plenty of time to teach you." He kicked Victor in the stomach to punctuate his next words, "So. Pay. Attention!" He said, every pause punctuated with a kick, sending a fresh explosion of blood from Victor's neck, "Don't assume your opponent is disabled, unless you have caused their disability themselves! Don't monologue with assumed superiority unless your opponent is disabled! And lastly..." The Joker added quietly, bending down, "Don't fuck with me." He pulled the shiv out of Victor's neck and he went into shock, twitching as he died.
He looked around the yard at his inmates, so much madness surrounded him, none of it equal to his own, "Anyone else wanna have a go with me?!" He said, fire ran through his veins. He felt so invigorated, this was what he had forgotten. Madness, the emergency exit, Gotham was going to be exposed to a new level of madness that they had not seen before. He had been hearing the news, this was Black Mask's city now. Black mask was going to have to learn a lesson, he was the Clown Prince of Crime, and this was his city.
The Joker ran at the yard wall, an unbroken monolith of stone and steel. He ran to it, darting to a door in the wall with two guards in front of it. They opened fire and got three shots in him before he got to them. In their panic, they dropped their guns. Joker stabbed the closer one in the neck while the second one regained his senses, picking up his gun. He kicked the man in the face as he knelt for his weapon, sending him flying. The Joker picked up his gun and walked to the man, "Well, well, well, seems you've gotten soft in my absence... Seems Gotham has gotten soft in my absence... Time to toughen them up." He said, shooting the man in the head.
He left the man and walked to the door, shooting around the handle, emptying the clip into weakening the door. He dropped the gun and picked up the second one and the spare clip off the bleeding officer. He kicked the door and it caved inward, the handle and lock falling out of it. Guards in SWAT gear were filling the corridor, and he didn't have the time for them. He fired a couple shots into them before he went for the stairs, leaping up them two at a time, soon he made it to the top and came out onto the upper wall where guards patrolled. He fired and took out three of them, their limp bodies toppling over the wall as the others ran to more defensible positions.
The SWAT teams made it up to the wall behind him, and one of them came otu front with a megaphone, "Give it up Joker, there's nowhere you can go." He said, the megaphone crackling.
He looked up to the rain, it wasn't raining the day she died, it should have been. It was only fitting though that the universe decided that it should be raining now, "The Emergency Exit." He said softly to himself as he ran to the edge of the wall and jumped off the side, plummetting down to the sheer cliff below.
****
The Joker pulled himself onto shore, barely alive, but he still had his old stash around there somewhere, he knew it would be there. He walked along the beach, looking at the rare person fly fishing in the water. They all began running off, paying no attention to his hunched form, clutching his bleeding stomach. He made it to the spot, exactly in the middle of two boulders, out ten feet to complete the right triangle. He dug a hole where he knew it would be and sureley enough, there it was, a stainless steel capsule. He opened it and immediatley went for the forceps and a party bag leftover from the last time he escaped. He unzipped his jumpsuit and went in with the forceps, the bullets weren't just flesh wounds, and he screamed as he dug them out.
He tore open the party bag and poured the contents into the wound. It was his own unique spin on something bane made, Joker Venom. He winced and screamed as the wounds began to close up, the steroidal compounds healing his wounds instead of bulking him up like usual. That was probably all it was good for at this point anyways, he knew it had been a while.
He pulled out his dress shoes and kevlar vest and stripped down, using his jumpsuit to prevent from getting sand on his feet. He put on the vest, zipping it up before grabbing his clothes, the classic purple suit and shoes. He put on the pants and shoes first before putting on his green button up shirt, vest and tie. He put on his jacket and gloves and he was ready. Gotham would be his again.
*****
It wasn't long before the city had become carved in two, it had been two weeks since the Joker's escape and he was proud of his accomplishment of reducing the criminal population by about half. Black Mask's empire was crumbling, and the Joker was only getting faster, more powerful. Gotham was actively burning, there was no coming back from this. The Joker decided that Black Mask had been softened enough that it was time to lie in wait. He emblazoned an R with an arrow through it on a building with gasoline, surrounded by batman's symbol. He lit it aflame and stood atop the building. Now, he would just need to wait, his thugs surrounding the building, clown masks all around, killing all the firemen who came close.