Wassup, kids. I'm legal tender, baby.

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That One Wendu

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I think this is big news, mostly to old people of Iwaku, because it was well known a long time ago how I (and Sakura, for that matter) were loli jailbaits.

Not anymore, I guess.

What kinds of things can I do, now that I'm 18? Today is my birthday.

I plan to go on a trip to El Centro with friends when they turn 18 (summer birthdays suck!). My friend is getting a tattoo I designed for her around her birthday, and I plan to go to a strip club or something with my guy friends, when we have the time.

But what can I DO? WHAT NOW? IS THIS THE FINAL FRONTIER?

Also, obviously gonna buy a vibrator, eventually. For shits and giggles.
 

Woodrat

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Fantasy, Scifi, Modern, all with a blend or grounded slightly in Realism
... well well...

Congrats, welcome to the real world?

Sad sad day for Paorou...
 
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The Butterfly

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I don't understand. Are you saying once you hit eighteen that's it? What're you going to die when you're twenty-one? Also, now that you're eighteen, get a job.
 
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Fluffy

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Have fun. I did stuff like that when I turned 18. Including the strip club. Getting molested on stage was...an interesting birthday gift...*cough*

You can buy porn, get a tattoo, buy smokes, get your own home, buy sex toys, buy lotto tickets and apply for certain jobs. Otherwise, 18 ain't all that glamorous. XD At least you're legally an adult now.

Happy birthday to Wendu~
 

Blind Hemingway

A former executive or something.
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Adept, Douche
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Primarily Prefer Female
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Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
I don't understand. Are you saying once you hit eighteen that's it? What're you going to die when you're twenty-one? Also, now that you're eighteen, get a job.
Probably. She is that way.
 
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Razilin

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Happy birthday, jailbait.


And anyone who touches her, dies.
 
C

Cereal

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That's all just birthday stuff. After the newness fades, I see being 18 as one negative thing after another. For example, you'll be punished much more severely for attempted murder than before. Don't even get me started on actual murder.

But whatever, that's just me probably. Happy Birthday. ♥
 

Zypher

Can I transfer you to my manager?
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Adventure stories! They can be fantasy, modern, sci-fi, all kinds! Give me some good world travel stories and I'm all over it! I also enjoy romance stories and even though I tend to play females I love playing gay men.
Happy late birthday! Loli-free-game (cause can't you be loli and still of age?)
 
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Paorou-sama

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I THOUGHT YOU WERE LEGAL TWO YEARS AGO

WHAT IS ALL THESE RUSES
 
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Kitti

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Jinx is gone now, again, so everyone accepts that I'm an adult now, too!
You're only a few months younger than me. <3
 
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Jumi

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YOU'RE ALL SO YOUNG! FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

*continues balancing his budgets in his Excel Spreadsheets, and organizing his last seven tax returns.*
 
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Sakura

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Congrats sis <3
&LOL, I've been 18 all year. I don't feel much different. just more responsibility.