WAKE UP TO THE PERSON ABOVE YOU.

I'M HERE FOR MY WAIFU.
 
WAIFU! I SHALL PUNCH ALL THE SHARKS IN THE WORLD FOR YOU.
 
My husband in shining armor! Or rather historic period uniforms! ^_^
 
MY WAIFU THAT WORKS FOR MEDICINE.
 
.... Dammit, not again!
 
*muffles something along the lines of "Bloody hell, it's a good thing I won that round!"*
 
....*stares at MB a moment*....meeeeh *uses as a cuddle toy and goes back to sleep*
 
*finds out he's the cuddle toy* wry herro there
 
Get out of my house. Damn Hobos.
 
I'm not. This is a Youth Hostel.