Vote for this Guy

Blind Hemingway

Ancient Iwaku Scum from 2006.
Original poster
Posting Speed
  1. Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
Writing Levels
  1. Adept
  2. Douche
Preferred Character Gender
  1. Primarily Prefer Female
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies

He claims that if elected to presidency, he will pass a law requiring people to brush their teeth. For his 2012 bid, Supreme has stated that his campaign will be centered around the platform of Zombie apocalypse awareness and promises to deliver a pony for every American.
"For too long this country has been suffering a great moral and oral decay, in spirit and incisors."

Cool name, but srsly, vote for Ron Paul gringos.

*Gets distracted by Walken-sig*

MMM....those eyes...