Valentine's Day sexy smut ideas for furries and bronies

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Get the fuck out.
 
Give your girlfriend/boyfriend one of those pony sex toys and a dog leash and there's their Valentines.
 
If they're into pegasus stuff, then you can also get like a little wing backpack thing or w/e to really add onto it.
 
Get her a dragon shaped adult toys for when you're not around. Best way to go. ;)

Also, this...
 
You tagged this as a debate, Asmo.

I don't see something to debate on >:[

*gets the fuck out as requested*
 
Wow, fuck you Asmo.

Just where the Hell do you get off posting Valentine's Day threads two weeks before the fucking holiday? And you gotta shit all over someone's sexual orientation for cheap laughs?

Is that what you're telling us?

That our lives and identities are just discount fucking chuckles?

Is that what you're fucking saying you scrawny, ignorant, weak, white, milquetoast, white guilt, racist piece of human garbage?

 
We could debate ontologically about whether your face is stupid or just looks that way. Reality vs Perception.
 
ARCHER IS COACH MCGUIRK????????????????????????????
 
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