I told my buddy at work how we cook our turkey.. he is one of those brown in bags kinda people.. that is the wrong way to cook a turkey obviously! Then I mentioned putting paprika on it before we bake it. He was so confused at paprika on turkey.. Now I know for sure the culture here is different from the good old South I am from! Then I asked him if he at least put it on deviled eggs... still a no.. WTF! I won't touch a deviled egg with no paprika on it.. I bet you all cook your turkey the wrong way too.. Tell me all these sinful ways you cook!