This is what happened to Iwaku.

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Isabella Hime

Isabella Hime

Winter is coming...
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THIS!


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Schzeska Von Vlashkov must spread this message!

Schzeska Von Vlashkov reporting for Voltravashken Church of Jared at Serico Vandoosa.


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Jared the god of Iwaku and AFTA has been ignored! He felt alone and sad! so he brought is wrath apon the lands of AFTA and Iwaku!




AFTA knew of Jaryd and worshiped him! This is why it has survived while Iwaku has been destroyed!


We should all praise Host Man Jared and his godliness in hosting our server!
If he is forgotten again he might destroy the server forever!


This has been Schzeska Von Vlashkov reporting for Voltravashken Church of Jared at Serico Vandoosa.

Bless thy be in the name of Jared The Host Man!

Schzeska Out!



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YOU SPELLED JARED'S NAME WRONG, YOU STUPID BITCH! BURN IN HELL!
 
Hehehehe
 
*Scavenger counts out a few hundred dollar bills.*

Mission complete... Spell check sabotaged...
 
FUCKER! you have made a fool of me when I am sposto spread the word of Jared! How dare you! Jared will see your destruction! you will be damned!
 
Sorry, but I'm just not feeling the fear.

Now if you'll excuse me I've got to meet with some business partners. They're looking for implosion lenses for nuclear devices and I just happen to have some.
 
DON'T YOU DARE THREATEN MY BOYFRIEND, ISA!

*Insert Glare of Doom, here*

I will cut out your prostate and force feed it back to you!

*Growls*
 
I am not the one threatening him! He should fear Jared!


Everyone should fear Jared! Jared all mighty will bring his wrath again! There won't be a rebuilding of Iwaku next time! We will all have to live on AFTA then!
 
*Ryker appears from the Great Beyond and cleaves isabella in half with a large hatchet.*

'Ollow threats don' matter worth much 'round 'ere.

When yew kin back up yer words then ye'll step up from bein' ae petty annoyance ta ae real annoyance.

*Ryker returns to the Great Beyond.*
 
WHAT HE SAID!
 
Ha! I've seen a star system get destroyed by a single gun!

Besides, I'm starting to get fed up with new-cult BS.
 
Yush!
 
No shit... Isn't this kinda what started the first big conflict in Iwaku?
 
Agreed.
 
I think people are being too serious... o______o

Shoo! Get out of here serious feelings! Silly topic is about teasing Hostman!
 
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