This is half of the RPs in Iwaku's "Mature" section.

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Cosmic Orion

Guest
Original poster
 
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Myrnodyn

Guest
Original poster
You go too FAR Orion!

Don't touch my mature section!


...

That's reserved for other people, hehehehe
 

Blind Hemingway

A former executive or something.
Invitation Status
,
Posting Speed
Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
NEVER
Writing Levels
Adept, Douche
Preferred Character Gender
Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
Myrn just likes watching. All dogs do that.
 

Diana

Divine Space Witch Ò◇Ó
ADMINISTRATOR
Invitation Status
Not accepting invites at this time
Online Availability
10AM - 10PM Daily
Preferred Character Gender
Female
Why are you leaving your balls out for dogs to nuzzle?
 

Blind Hemingway

A former executive or something.
Invitation Status
,
Posting Speed
Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
NEVER
Writing Levels
Adept, Douche
Preferred Character Gender
Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
Well, as long as he doesn't put peanut butter down there....We're good I guess.
 
K

Karsikan the Berzerker

Guest
Original poster
no, my dog was just a crotch hound.
 
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Kitti

Guest
Original poster
Diana's new catchphrase should be: "There was a small golden man reading to me from a dirty book".
 

Torsty

Super Peace Busters Always Together, Forever!
I watched one of these american cop-shows once and this one crazy woman apparently put peanut butter on her breasts for her dog to lick off and then the dog was like "OHMONOMNONOMTITTAY!" and bit off her nipple and I was like "lolwut?"


....but hey, as long as they're not cursing, right?
 
C

Cosmic Orion

Guest
Original poster
I watched one of these american cop-shows once and this one crazy woman apparently put peanut butter on her breasts for her dog to lick off and then the dog was like "OHMONOMNONOMTITTAY!" and bit off her nipple and I was like "lolwut?"


....but hey, as long as they're not cursing, right?
Only in America?
 
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Ampoule

Guest
Original poster
And the funny thing is, Orion is ABSOLUTELY RIGHT.



This is why I have never gone back there. Ever.


My membership to the Mature club is buried in my basement under thick layers of acid and lime.
 
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Ampoule

Guest
Original poster
Oh I'LL read you stories in a robot deadpan, little boy.

ALL

NIGHT

LONG
 
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Karsikan the Berzerker

Guest
Original poster
Could always do the Ben Stein monotone.