This is half of the RPs in Iwaku's "Mature" section.

Discussion in 'THREAD ARCHIVES' started by Cosmic Orion, Feb 20, 2012.

  1. [video=youtube;Au3RziM9AfU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Au3RziM9AfU[/video]
     
    #1 Cosmic Orion, Feb 20, 2012
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  2. You go too FAR Orion!

    Don't touch my mature section!


    ...

    That's reserved for other people, hehehehe
     
    #2 Myrnodyn, Feb 20, 2012
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  3. Myrn just likes watching. All dogs do that.
     
    #3 Blind Hemingway, Feb 20, 2012
  4. and occasionally press their cold wet nose to your balls
     
    #4 Karsikan the Berzerker, Feb 20, 2012
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  5. Why are you leaving your balls out for dogs to nuzzle?
     
    #5 Buttercorn, Feb 20, 2012
  6. Well, as long as he doesn't put peanut butter down there....We're good I guess.
     
    #6 Blind Hemingway, Feb 20, 2012
  7. no, my dog was just a crotch hound.
     
    #7 Karsikan the Berzerker, Feb 20, 2012
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  8. Peanut butter hound?

    K.
     
    #8 Fel of the Eternal Forest, Feb 20, 2012
  9. Diana's new catchphrase should be: "There was a small golden man reading to me from a dirty book".
     
    #9 Kitti, Feb 20, 2012
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  10. I watched one of these american cop-shows once and this one crazy woman apparently put peanut butter on her breasts for her dog to lick off and then the dog was like "OHMONOMNONOMTITTAY!" and bit off her nipple and I was like "lolwut?"


    ....but hey, as long as they're not cursing, right?
     
    #10 Torsty, Feb 22, 2012
  11. Fuck
     
    #11 Karsikan the Berzerker, Feb 23, 2012
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  12. Only in America?
     
    #12 Cosmic Orion, Feb 23, 2012
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  13. And the funny thing is, Orion is ABSOLUTELY RIGHT.



    This is why I have never gone back there. Ever.


    My membership to the Mature club is buried in my basement under thick layers of acid and lime.
     
    #13 Ampoule, Feb 23, 2012
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  14. I'll take it. I want someone to read dirty stories to me in robot deadpan.
     
    #14 unanun, Feb 23, 2012
  15. Oh I'LL read you stories in a robot deadpan, little boy.

    ALL

    NIGHT

    LONG
     
    #15 Ampoule, Feb 24, 2012
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  16. No no no...
     
    #16 Torsty, Feb 24, 2012
  17. Could always do the Ben Stein monotone.
     
    #17 Karsikan the Berzerker, Feb 24, 2012
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