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Cosmic Orion

Guest
Original poster
THIS IS THE MOMENT YOU'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR. . .































































































WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?
 

Diana

Divine Space Witch Ò◇Ó
ADMINISTRATOR
Invitation Status
  1. Not accepting invites at this time
Online Availability
10AM - 10PM Daily
Preferred Character Gender
  1. Female
SHE'S JUST ADORABLE! :D
 
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Myrnodyn

Guest
Original poster
This is not as bad as "Friday".

I'm actually kind of impressed by her progress...

She could use a bit more singing lessons though.
 

Asmodeus

Gazorpazorpdeus
Posting Speed
  1. Speed of Light
Right, let us begin:




Were you the one who said that I would be nothing? [I can understand how you would lose track, dear]
Well, I'm about to prove you wrong [You really aren't]
I'm not the only one who believes in something [Ah, so that's what those religion things are that I've heard of]
My one wish is about to come true [Not if your evil stepmother casts the spell]

I'm not stopping for you
No matter what you do
I'll just keep on dreaming
My head up in the clouds when nobody is around to see... [So... you'll keep on dreaming... but ONLY when no one is watching you?]


This is my moment, my moment
It's my time, flying high, lime, mine [Lime? What?]
Feels like my moment, my moment
I've waited for so long [You're FOURTEEN years old!!! I think you're exaggerating]
But now everybody knows this is my moment, my moment [I must've missed the memo]

It's my time, flying high, lime, mine [Again, Lime?]
Feels like my moment, my moment
I've waited for so long
But now everybody knows this is my moment, my moment [Nope, nothing in my spam folder. Are you sure you sent the email?]


You knew it all along, I was afraid of you
I thought I couldn't be myself
You tried to be my friend
But I wouldn't let you [I hope you called the police as well]
Remember what you said
Don't miss out on your chance
Your life is in your hands [Again, you're FOURTEEN and so technically your life if still subject to parental guardianship]
So take it just as far as you can [Really? I prefer to take things further than I am capable of taking them. I also like to eat things that I am incapable of eating and say things that I am unable to say]
But trusting in youself, forget everyone else [As long as everyone else "knows it is your moment", right?]

Believe... [Like them religious fellows]


This is my moment, my moment
It's my time, flying high, lime, mine [ENOUGH WITH THE LIME!]
Feels like my moment, my moment
I've waited for so long
But now everybody knows this is my moment, my moment [Everybody who you've forgotten about?]

It's my time, flying high, lime, mine [I suppose you would need lime if you're flying high - keep up the Vitamin C and all that]
Feels like my moment, my moment
I've waited for so long
But now everybody knows [Nope, nothing at the post office]


Haters, said I'll see you later
Can't talk to you right now [Okay, we'll do lunch]
I'm getting my paper
Said I'm doing big things
Things you never dreamed of [Yes... that's true... we never dreamed that you would happen]
I hope you are happy cause I'm 'bout to blow up [... o__o]


This is my moment, my moment
It's my time, flying high, lime, mine [LIIIIIIIIME!]
Feels like my moment, my moment
I've waited for so long
But now everybody knows this is my moment, my moment [Okay, checking for carrier pigeons...]

It's my time, flying high, lime, mine [I want a lime]
Feels like my moment, my moment
I've waited for so long
But now everybody knows this is my moment, my moment [Moment: a tendency to produce motion in an object. This explains the bile rising in my throat]
 

Blind Hemingway

A former executive or something.
Invitation Status
Posting Speed
  1. Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
NEVER
Writing Levels
  1. Adept
  2. Douche
Preferred Character Gender
  1. Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
I dunno who this girl is. :|
 

Zypher

Can I transfer you to my manager?
Invitation Status
Writing Levels
  1. Intermediate
  2. Adept
  3. Advanced
Preferred Character Gender
  1. Male
  2. Female
Genres
Adventure stories! They can be fantasy, modern, sci-fi, all kinds! Give me some good world travel stories and I'm all over it! I also enjoy romance stories and even though I tend to play females I love playing gay men.
I don't actually dislike her, I think that she could be groomed for actual talent >_>
 
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Fel of the Eternal Forest

Guest
Original poster
WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?
Seeing as I'm Atheist, I have no God.

But thank you for trolling me. It seems they figured out a way to plug her nose. That, or it's auto-tune.
 

Blind Hemingway

A former executive or something.
Invitation Status
Posting Speed
  1. Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
NEVER
Writing Levels
  1. Adept
  2. Douche
Preferred Character Gender
  1. Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
Is the girl that Diana keeps stalking?
 

Blind Hemingway

A former executive or something.
Invitation Status
Posting Speed
  1. Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
NEVER
Writing Levels
  1. Adept
  2. Douche
Preferred Character Gender
  1. Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
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Darkness

Guest
Original poster
WHY ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT THIS LITTLE GIRL INSTEAD OF AMY WINEHOUSE.

SERIOUSLY IF IT CAME TO FUCKING EITHER OF THEM AMY WOULD BE A WHOLE LOT BETTER.
 
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Paorou-sama

Guest
Original poster
Amy is dead.

There's not much left to whine about her.
 
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Fel of the Eternal Forest

Guest
Original poster
Should have said 'yes' to rehab...

I keep coming to this thread and trolling myself.
 

Zypher

Can I transfer you to my manager?
Invitation Status
Writing Levels
  1. Intermediate
  2. Adept
  3. Advanced
Preferred Character Gender
  1. Male
  2. Female
Genres
Adventure stories! They can be fantasy, modern, sci-fi, all kinds! Give me some good world travel stories and I'm all over it! I also enjoy romance stories and even though I tend to play females I love playing gay men.
Well what do you expect when she runs acting like this all the time?



 
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Paorou-sama

Guest
Original poster
ZYPHER THREAD?


ZYPHER THREAD.


 

Zypher

Can I transfer you to my manager?
Invitation Status
Writing Levels
  1. Intermediate
  2. Adept
  3. Advanced
Preferred Character Gender
  1. Male
  2. Female
Genres
Adventure stories! They can be fantasy, modern, sci-fi, all kinds! Give me some good world travel stories and I'm all over it! I also enjoy romance stories and even though I tend to play females I love playing gay men.
Oh are we having a drag battle? OKAY THEN