The Phantom of Insanity

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Paorou-sama

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TEEK:

He speaks in videoclips/
and forces memes/
of naked, burly men/
who rip their seams/

For while we make our posts/
of jokes run dry,/
King Pao-rou of Insanity is there/
With his reply!/



PAOROU:

Post once again for me/
a strange new thread!/
Show me the fantasies/
inside your head!/

Now, give your sanity/
a kiss, goodbye!
King Pao-rou of Insanity is there/
With his reply!/



TEEK:

Those Noobs who've seen this place/
reel back in fear./
We speak in gibberish... /


PAOROU:

It's me they hear!

BOTH:

If they dare troll in here/
They're free to try!
King Pao-rou of Insanity is there/
With his reply!




(He's there, King Paorou of Insanity~)
(Beware, the True King of the Asylum~)


PAOROU:

Though I no longer mod/
you always knew./
This land, Insanity...



TEEK:

... Is ruled by you!


BOTH:

A power in this board/
They can't deny!
King Pao-rou of Insanity is there/
With his reply!




PAOROU:

REPLY! MY NEW THREAD AWAITS!

TEEKAY:

He's there, King Pao-rou of Insanity~

PAOROU: (While Teekay sings)

POST!

POST FOR ME!

REPLY!

REPLY WITH QUOTE~!





PAOROU:

I have brought you
to the seat of sweet spamming's throne!
to this kingdom where all must pay
tribute to trolling...

Trolling...

You have come here
for one purpose and one alone!
Since the moment I first saw your thread
I needed to hijack it
for the sake of Billy...

Billy...
 
Oh.

So.

Pao is the King of Asylum.

:D
Now I know.
 


OH, POOR MODS THEY MAKE ME LAUGH

HA-HA-HA-HA-HAAAA~

HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA~

TIME TO FIND THIS BOARD MUCH BETTER, BETTER STAFF~


OH POOR FOOLS, THEY DO NOT KNOW

HO-HO-HO-HO-HOOOO~

HO-HO-HO-HO-HO-HO-HO-HO~

IF THEY KNEW THE TRUTH, THEY'D NEVER LET ME GOOO~
 



This is more like Paopao.
 
Don't encourage him.
He's the deposed king of insanity.
As in, ex king.
As in, no longer.
 
As in, OLD NEWS.
 
Yes, post about me, talk about me more!










INSOLENT GIRLS,
YOU SLAVES OF FASHION
BASKING IN MY GLORY

IGNORANT FOOLS!
YOU BRAVE, OLD DAMSELS
SHARING IN MY TRIUMPH

(Insert retort here)

ARROGANT MOD, YOU AMUSE ME
SEE WHY I HELD BACK MY STRIDE
LOOK AT YOUR FACE IN THE MIRROR
IT IS MY BACKSIIIIIDE~

(nonexistent retort because no one ELSE can sing in tune)


I am the King of Asylum~
Post for the King of Asylum~
I am the King of Asylum~
post for the King of Asyluuuuuum~

*OVERTURE*
 
So, how about that Local Sports Team