The People of Wal-Mart SONG!

  • So many newbies lately! Here is a very important PSA about one of our most vital content policies! Read it even if you are an ancient member!

Blind Hemingway

Ancient Iwaku Scum from 2006.
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MYTHICAL MEMBER
Posting Speed
  1. Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
NEVER
Writing Levels
  1. Adept
  2. Douche
Preferred Character Gender
  1. Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies


The video uses images provided by People of Walmart (dot) com, which launched in 2009 and caught on fast. It's a blog about ... well, it's obvious.

With U.S. sales down, its foray into high-end goods kind of a bust and the chain becoming the poster child for greed, community destruction and corporate malfeasance, Walmart has seen better days.

Let the PR nightmare continue!
 
I'M 1:36 IN AND STILL WATCHING

1:45
I CAN'T STOP

2:20
Though her voice is annoying. I said goddamn.

4:00
6:45?! REALLY?

4:15
AAAAAAGHH!!!

4:43
SEE IF YOU CAN BEAT MY SCORE :D