((Special antagonist post, since I missed its order in the overall run.))
Imagine, if you would, the errant rookie sat slumped in his big chair, content. When time strangely passes by without anyone else coming into sight, Joey falls into a slumber borne out of a moment's whim and weakness... And he dreams an otherwise ordinary day in his work.
"Next!"
'Wolfgang'
How do you deal with grief?
"Silence."
How do you express joy?
"Decay."
What is your expression on a day to day basis?
"Humored."
If told you were one a of a few chosen people who could save the world, would you do it?
"...Yes."
Why?
"...Self-preserving."
For you, what would be the hardest part of that journey?
"Camaraderie."
What adventure would you choose to go on?
"Past."
Why?
"Need."
Who would you bring with you?
"...Moon."
Bonus:
You find you've been turned into a small animal against your will, what is your reaction?
"Vengeful."
Theofacto Claves
How do you deal with grief?
"Superbly."
How do you express joy?
"Drinking."
What is your expression on a day to day basis?
"Honest."
If told you were one a of a few chosen people who could save the world, would you do it?
"Eagerly."
Why?
"Duty."
For you, what would be the hardest part of that journey?
"Death."
What adventure would you choose to go on?
"...Fatherhood."
Why?
"T-Timely..."
Who would you bring with you?
"...Dear."
Bonus:
You find you've been turned into a small animal against your will, what is your reaction?
"Breathe."
The Caligula
How do you deal with grief?
"Unlikely..."
How do you express joy?
"Martyrdom!"
What is your expression on a day to day basis?
"Glee!"
If told you were one a of a few chosen people who could save the world, would you do it?
"Yes..."
Why?
"...Happiness!"
For you, what would be the hardest part of that journey?
"Resolution..."
What adventure would you choose to go on?
"Hopes!"
Why?
"Dreams!"
Who would you bring with you?
"Mine..."
Bonus:
You find you've been turned into a small animal against your will, what is your reaction?
"Whimsy!"
Falkes Jaggett
How do you deal with grief?
"Fireworks."
How do you express joy?
"...Fireworks."
What is your expression on a day to day basis?
"Peachy."
If told you were one a of a few chosen people who could save the world, would you do it?
"Yeah."
Why?
"Fancies..."
For you, what would be the hardest part of that journey?
"Running."
What adventure would you choose to go on?
"Spoofs."
Why?
"Not-die."
Who would you bring with you?
"Sidekicks."
Bonus:
You find you've been turned into a small animal against your will, what is your reaction?
"Horrible."
Shinra
How do you deal with grief?
"Repay."
How do you express joy?
"Laughingly."
What is your expression on a day to day basis?
"Smiles."
If told you were one a of a few chosen people who could save the world, would you do it?
"No."
Why?
"No."
For you, what would be the hardest part of that journey?
"None."
What adventure would you choose to go on?
"...Seriously?"
Why?
"Again?!"
Who would you bring with you?
"Your!"
Bonus:
You find you've been turned into a small animal against your will, what is your reaction?
"Corpse!"
Peleythemus
How do you deal with grief?
"Once."
How do you express joy?
"Carefully."
What is your expression on a day to day basis?
"...Hopeful."
If told you were one a of a few chosen people who could save the world, would you do it?
"...No."
Why?
"Hell."
For you, what would be the hardest part of that journey?
"Naught."
What adventure would you choose to go on?
"Sleep."
Why?
"Release."
Who would you bring with you?
"Myself."
Bonus:
You find you've been turned into a small animal against your will, what is your reaction?
"Relief."
Zero
How do you deal with grief?
"Miserably."
How do you express joy?
"...Cake?"
What is your expression on a day to day basis?
"Content."
If told you were one a of a few chosen people who could save the world, would you do it?
"Yes."
Why?
"Many."
For you, what would be the hardest part of that journey?
"Much."
What adventure would you choose to go on?
"Every."
Why?
"All."
Who would you bring with you?
"Zero."
Bonus:
You find you've been turned into a small animal against your will, what is your reaction?
"Awaken."
Katzenbach
How do you deal with grief?
"Katzenbach."
How do you express joy?
"Katzenbach."
What is your expression on a day to day basis?
"Katzenbach."
If told you were one a of a few chosen people who could save the world, would you do it?
"Katzenbach."
Why?
"Katzenbach."
For you, what would be the hardest part of that journey?
"Katzenbach."
What adventure would you choose to go on?
"Katzenbach."
Why?
"Katzenbach."
Who would you bring with you?
"Katzenbach."
Bonus:
You find you've been turned into a small animal against your will, what is your reaction?
"Katzenbach."
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And Joey awoke at that moment, flinging himself forward. The young man wiped away the beads of cold sweat on his forehead, and wondered what the cafeteria had been feeding them throughout the week...
Of course, assuming it had all been just a dream...