The "Ninety-Nine Dollars" Game (Humor-Based)

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Alright, so the game is simple; take the plot of any piece of fiction (movies, tv shows, games, comics, etc) and write a brief tagline for it. HOWEVER, the rule of the game is that the major conflict of the story has to involve ninety-nine (99) dollars. There's no real way to win the game (just like real life!), but try to out-do the person above you by making yours even more ridiculous. You can post as many times as you want, but try to keep it to one tagline per post.

I'll start;

STAR WARS

A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away, the Rebel Alliance
waged war against the evil Galactic Empire for $99.
 
Scooby Doo

A gang of four to six meddling kids and a dog unmask ghosts for ninety nine dollars.
 
Chronicles of Narnia

Bent on killing the boy who betrayed his family, the White Witch accepts Aslan's bargain of retreating her claims to his blood for $99.
 
Fullmetal Alchemist

Having lost their remaining parent, two desperate boys practice forbidden sorcery and sacrifice one of their arms, legs, and the younger's entire body for $99.

It did not work.
 
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Atlas Shrugged

A dispute over $99 had a cascading effect which caused the US market to crash. The leading industrialists vanished, leaving the US as a husk, a desolate wasteland.
 
Kimi no Na Wa: Two teenagers, leading entirely different lives, start swapping $99 in their dreams.
 
Moby Dick

Captain sets out in search of the demon white whale with his trusty Ninety-nine dollar harpoon.
 
Super Mario Odyssey

Mario chases Bowser around the world with his new companion Cappy, after Bowser stole 99 dollars.
 
Pokemon

Ash travels the world, enslaving very few Pokemon and losing every league. For 99 dollars.
 
The Legend of Zelda:

The Evil Ganon has thrust the land of Hyrule into darkness. Only by accepting the courage within himself can Link save the day and acquire the mystical 99 dollars Ganon so desperately seeks.
 
Harry Potter

Harry Potter, known in the wizarding world as the Boy With 99 Dollars, must face down the evil wizard Voldemort who wants the 99 dollars for a new nose.
 
**Special Christmas Edition**​

Elf:

Buddy the Elf discovers his true parentage lies within the Humans, so he ventured forth from the North Pole to find his real father. Along the way, he explores New York City and discovers what it means to have $99.
 
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*Christmas Edition: How The Grinch Stole Christmas

A mean old Grinch ruins Christmas by stealing 99 dollars worth of Christmas presents from the town, but all fails when the town members sing regardless of being 99 dollars poorer and he learns the true meaning of Christmas.
 
The Librarians

Six people of extraordinary intelligence utilize their specific skill-sets to protect the world's most important magical artifacts from the hands of evil, all for a whopping prize of $99.
 
Groundhog Day (movie and musical)

Watch as a man repeats the same day over and over again until he finally pays his producer the 99 bucks he owes her.