The Most Dangerous Game of Risk

Blind Hemingway

Ancient Iwaku Scum from 2006.
Original poster
MYTHICAL MEMBER
Posting Speed
  1. Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
NEVER
Writing Levels
  1. Adept
  2. Douche
Preferred Character Gender
  1. Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies


Meanwhile, in a parallel universe of Iwaku. The moderators Grumpy Isafrench, Gangsta Knight, and El Dictator Grande play a most deadly game of Risk to determine who becomes Admin.
 
lololol, me.

Also, agreed. A game of ultimate consequence for ultimate reward.
 
YOUR MOTHER WAS A HAMSTER, AND YOUR FATHER SMELLED OF ELDERBERRIES.
 
I DON'T WANT TO TALK TO YOU NO MORE, YOU EMPTY-HEADED ANIMAL FOOD TROUGH WIPER! I FART IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION!!!!!
 


This is what's happening ON THE GROUND.