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The Mattress Thread!

Discussion in 'THREAD ARCHIVES' started by Mr. Gibs, Dec 17, 2009.

  1. If you enjoyed this, please send money.
     
  2. Re: A Short Story

    TLDR FUCK U DIS SUX
     
  3. Re: A Short Story

    COOL STORY, BRO.
     
  4. Re: A Short Story

    I read mattress planet and wanted my money back. I payed 9.95 for this?
     
  5. Re: A Short Story

    KAKKOI MONOGATARI, ANIKI
     
  6. Re: A Short Story

    HAND-CHEETAH HOT ACTION



    WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD?


    HAVE I REALLY FALLEN THIS FAR?
     
  7. Re: A Short Story

    Fine, fine. I give. This is now a mattress thread.


    <object height="400" width="550">


    <embed src="http://space-kitten.org/ds/Matressad.swf" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" height="400" width="550">
    </object>
    SCAAAAAALPING PRICES.
    Just in case Ampoule missed it. SCAAAAAAAAAALPING PRICES.

    Also no one can stay in this topic for more than 5 minutes now.
    <object height="400" width="550"> </object>
     
  8. Re: A Short Story

    Scalping pri--?


    Oh fuck you, Gibs >:(


    Five minutes is more than enough time for what I'm going to do to this thread!
     
  9. Fap about it, weirdo?

    And nobody stays in a thread for more than five minutes anyway.
     
  10. THIS VIDEO OF YOURS GLOWS WITH AN AWESOME POWER!

    IT'S LOUD VOLUME TELLS ME TO BUY A MATTRESS.

    TAKE THIS! MY SCORN, MY ANGER AND ALL OF MY ANNOYANCE!

    GO BACK ONE PAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!

    (Gyah! Byah! AGEDREGRESGRDGHDH!)
     
  11. FUCK.


    That video just now started playing for me!


    GODDAMNIT.


    *TOMAHAWK CHOPS GARY*