The Mattress Thread!

Discussion in 'THREAD ARCHIVES' started by Mr. Gibs, Dec 17, 2009.

  1. If you enjoyed this, please send money.
     
  2. Re: A Short Story

    TLDR FUCK U DIS SUX
     
  3. Re: A Short Story

    COOL STORY, BRO.
     
  4. Re: A Short Story

    I read mattress planet and wanted my money back. I payed 9.95 for this?
     
  5. Re: A Short Story

    KAKKOI MONOGATARI, ANIKI
     
  6. Name: Alena Laine

    Age: A couple of century younger than Kunari but still older than human existence.

    Type of Angel: Archangel of Red Flames

    Appearance: A body that every woman would kill for, her has full breast and the perfect hour glass figure. Wavy, fire red hair and emerald green eyes. Looks to be in her early 20's and has an impish smile that says she's always up to no good.

    Abilities: At a glance, she looks unpolished and untrained to fight but there's method to her madness. Alena can see things at an angle that people usually can't thus making her able to anticipate her opponents move and make countermoves beforehand, she wields her red flames in a very unruly fashion but never has she hurt anyone accidentally.

    Brief History: She's playful and very friendly, making her fast best friends with Kunari but because she likes to push rules and slip through loopholes, Kunari frowns at her style and methods. Alena is also very flirtatious and less judgemental compare to Kunari.
     
  7. Re: A Short Story

    Fine, fine. I give. This is now a mattress thread.


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    <embed src="http://space-kitten.org/ds/Matressad.swf" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" height="400" width="550">
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    SCAAAAAALPING PRICES.
    Just in case Ampoule missed it. SCAAAAAAAAAALPING PRICES.

    Also no one can stay in this topic for more than 5 minutes now.
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  8. Re: A Short Story

    Scalping pri--?


    Oh fuck you, Gibs >:(


    Five minutes is more than enough time for what I'm going to do to this thread!
     
  9. Fap about it, weirdo?

    And nobody stays in a thread for more than five minutes anyway.
     
  10. THIS VIDEO OF YOURS GLOWS WITH AN AWESOME POWER!

    IT'S LOUD VOLUME TELLS ME TO BUY A MATTRESS.

    TAKE THIS! MY SCORN, MY ANGER AND ALL OF MY ANNOYANCE!

    GO BACK ONE PAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!

    (Gyah! Byah! AGEDREGRESGRDGHDH!)
     
  11. FUCK.


    That video just now started playing for me!


    GODDAMNIT.


    *TOMAHAWK CHOPS GARY*