The ISAF Days of Christmas

Discussion in 'THREAD ARCHIVES' started by Arsenal XA4, Dec 9, 2009.

  1. On the first day of Christmas my CO gave to me

    A MIRV on final descent.
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    On the second day of Christmas my CO gave to me

    Two Pathfinders
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    and a MIRV on final descent.
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    On the third day of Christmas my CO gave to me

    Three Tomahawks
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    Two Pathfinders
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    and a MIRV on final descent.
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    On the fourth day of Christmas my CO gave to me

    Four B-1 Lancers
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    Three Tomahawks
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    Two Pathfinders
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    and a MIRV on final descent.
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    On the fifth day of Christmas my CO gave to me

    FIVE MAMMOTH TANKS!!!
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    Four B-1 Lancers
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    Three Tomahawks
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    Two Pathfinders
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    and a MIRV on final descent.
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    On the sixth day of Christmas my CO gave to me

    Six Little Birds
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    FIVE MAMMOTH TANKS
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    Four B-1 Lancers
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    Three Tomahawks
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    Two Pathfinders
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    and a MIRV on final descent.
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    On the sevent day of Christmas my CO gave to me

    Seven Minigunners
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    Six Little Birds
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    FIVE MAMMOTH TANKS
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    Four B-1 Lancers
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    Three Tomahawks
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    Two Pathfinders
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    and a MIRV on final Descent.
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    On the eight day of Christmas my CO gave to me

    Eight Hurricanes
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    Seven Minigunners
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    Six Little Birds
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    FIVE MAMMOTH TANKS
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    Four B-1 Lancers
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    Three Tomahawks
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    Two Pathfinders
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    and a MIRV on Final Descent.
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    On the Ninth day of Christmas my CO gave to me

    Nine Paladins
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    Eight Hurricanes
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    Seven Minigunners
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    Six Little Birds
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    FIVE MAMMOTH TANKS
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    Four B-1 Lancers
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    Three Tomahawks
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    Two Pathfinders
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    and a MIRV on final descent.
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    On the Tenth day of Christmas my CO gave to me

    Ten Comanches
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    Nine Paladins
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    Eight Hurricanes
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    Seven Minigunners
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    Six Little Birds
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    FIVE MAMMOTH TANKS
    [​IMG]

    Four B-1 Lancers
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    Three Tomahawks
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    Two Pathfinders
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    and a MIRV on final descent.
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    On the Eleventh day of Christmas my CO gave to me

    Eleven Gladiators
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    Ten Comanches
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    Nine Paladins
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    Eight Hurricanes
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    Seven Minigunners
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    Six Little Birds
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    FIVE MAMMOTH TANKS
    [​IMG]

    Four B-1 Lancers
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    Three Tomahawks
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    Two Pathfinders
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    and a MIRV on final descent
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    On the Twelfth day of Christmas my CO gave to me

    Twelve Marines
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    Eleven Gladiators
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    Ten Comanches
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    Nine Paladins
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    Eight Hurricanes
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    Seven Minigunners
    [​IMG]

    Six Little Birds
    [​IMG]

    FIVE MAMMOTH TANKS
    [​IMG]

    Four B-1 Lancers
    [​IMG]

    Three Tomahawks
    [​IMG]

    Two Pathfinders
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    and a MIRV on final descent.
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    Merry Christmas, cockfags...
     
  2. *Blink!*

    That was amusingly creative. XD
     
  3. *pokes*

    Happy Advent.
     
  4. Yup. Mine isn't great. All the tests.
     
  5. The shoe's on the other foot now, Asmoman.
     
  6. ....

    You WOULD end it with Marines, wouldn't you?
     
  7. Normally they're the first ones in and last ones out but a MIRV kinda trumps all.