The International League of Conquering Turnips

[Lucy]

This is an urgent notice from the International League of Conquering Turnips. We have landed and are prepared to invade and colonize this world. Be ready to broil and brilly and bringeroo, as this is the only way to survive.

We were alerted by your "dubstep" that your world was ready for harvesting, not that it matters, because now it's time to listen to Skrillex and I must go walk my radish.

Have a nice day.

 

[Quiet One]

We will kill the turnips the same way we killed all other health food invaders: With Transfats! Assemble the Pudgy Brigade!

 

[Lucy]

We, the International League of Conquering Turnips are afraid. We were mistaken when we thought your planet was ready for harvesting!
The great king Turnippius will not be pleased, but he'll have to deal with it.
We shall return once the institution known as "Mc Donalds" is abolished!

Have a nice day.

 

[Jappy]

Trust me, you don't want our planet. We pollute the earth with factories, which makes your lives miserable, to the end of committing mass murder against you.