The Inconsiderate Breastfeeding Woman

Blind Hemingway

A former executive or something.
Original poster
Invitation Status
Posting Speed
  1. Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
NEVER
Writing Levels
  1. Adept
  2. Douche
Preferred Character Gender
  1. Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
Welll now....

*CLICK THE LINK BEFORE GOING ALL PC AND SHIT.*
 
This should also apply to talking on the cell phone, surfing the web, and reading a book.

Especially surfing the web; the person would be too busy twittering about how some dick stole their bagel to give chase.
 
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Ochalla

Guest
I can't believe you would post this kind of propaganda! What are you? Part of the Bread Cult? What am I saying, I don't even know what the Bread Cult is!