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Going into the cbox this morning, I saw a conversation between @<u><a href="http://www.iwakuroleplay.com/member.php?u=770" target="_blank">Zorilla</a></u> and @<u><a href="http://www.iwakuroleplay.com/member.php?u=379" target="_blank">Alan</a></u> that reminded me of this:
If you want to know what they were saying while he wasn't performing, here's a rough transcript:
What do you guys think?
If you want to know what they were saying while he wasn't performing, here's a rough transcript:
Osang: Hello, Good Evening
Judge 2: What's your name?
Osang: Osang
Judge 2: How old are you, Osang?
Osang: 31
Judge 2: What's your profession?
Osang: Uhm, Stand-up Comedian
Judge 2: Have you been joining singing contests for a long time?
Osang: I don't really join singing contests -- beauty contests. This is my first time to join a singing contest.
Judge 2: What will you sing?
Osang: A sweet song
Judge 2: Okay
(performance)
Judge 1: Oh! Pretty scary! *something unintelligible* I think we should pray over him! That was unbelievable!
Judge 4: Tito(uncle) Martin, the thing is, a lot of people tried to sing rock -- like those really heavy metal kinds. Songs of that type.
Judge 1: But that's how you do it!
Judge 4: That's how you do it!
Osang: Thank you.
Judge 4: Haha. Thank you!
Judge 1: The song was very sweet!
Judge 4: The song was very sweet huh! I was touched!
Judge 1: Your voice is a dress, but your song is jeans.
Judge 4: More
Judge 1: More!
Judge 4: Moooooooooooore!*imitation of Osang*
(encore)
Judge 1: Oh! I have to say this. Listen to me. We have 4 categories, female, male, groups, over 25, you hit all four of them.
Judge 3: You know, this is the strangest thing I'm going to say. You come out here and you talk and you act like any other gay person would, but when you perform, you're a hundred percent man.
Judge 1: Oh my god I have to agree!
Judge 3: And of all the people who auditioned, your voice and your talent is the most versatile.
Judge 1: The most!
Judge 3: The kind that when you know -- that's hard you know, to go from waaaaaagh and then suddenly mr. bombastic --
Judge 2: And then *sweet high-pitched voice* thank you very much, thank you --
Judge 3: That's hard you know?
Judge 1: Where have you been all our lives, huh? You are a total performer, a total entertainer, and a great singer
Judge 3: You're not just a stand-up comedian, you are a -- you have some serious talent that is hidden inside. What? Vote? One. Two. Three.
Judges: YES!
Judge 2: What's your name?
Osang: Osang
Judge 2: How old are you, Osang?
Osang: 31
Judge 2: What's your profession?
Osang: Uhm, Stand-up Comedian
Judge 2: Have you been joining singing contests for a long time?
Osang: I don't really join singing contests -- beauty contests. This is my first time to join a singing contest.
Judge 2: What will you sing?
Osang: A sweet song
Judge 2: Okay
(performance)
Judge 1: Oh! Pretty scary! *something unintelligible* I think we should pray over him! That was unbelievable!
Judge 4: Tito(uncle) Martin, the thing is, a lot of people tried to sing rock -- like those really heavy metal kinds. Songs of that type.
Judge 1: But that's how you do it!
Judge 4: That's how you do it!
Osang: Thank you.
Judge 4: Haha. Thank you!
Judge 1: The song was very sweet!
Judge 4: The song was very sweet huh! I was touched!
Judge 1: Your voice is a dress, but your song is jeans.
Judge 4: More
Judge 1: More!
Judge 4: Moooooooooooore!*imitation of Osang*
(encore)
Judge 1: Oh! I have to say this. Listen to me. We have 4 categories, female, male, groups, over 25, you hit all four of them.
Judge 3: You know, this is the strangest thing I'm going to say. You come out here and you talk and you act like any other gay person would, but when you perform, you're a hundred percent man.
Judge 1: Oh my god I have to agree!
Judge 3: And of all the people who auditioned, your voice and your talent is the most versatile.
Judge 1: The most!
Judge 3: The kind that when you know -- that's hard you know, to go from waaaaaagh and then suddenly mr. bombastic --
Judge 2: And then *sweet high-pitched voice* thank you very much, thank you --
Judge 3: That's hard you know?
Judge 1: Where have you been all our lives, huh? You are a total performer, a total entertainer, and a great singer
Judge 3: You're not just a stand-up comedian, you are a -- you have some serious talent that is hidden inside. What? Vote? One. Two. Three.
Judges: YES!
What do you guys think?
