THE FRESH PRINCE (WITH NO HAIR)

Discussion in 'THREAD ARCHIVES' started by Grumpy, Apr 29, 2011.

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    IN WEST LONDON BUCKINGHAM BORN AND RAISED
    IN THE PALACE IS WHERE I SPENT MOST OF MY DAYS
    CHILLING OUT, MAXING AND RELAXING ALL COOL
    WITH MY NANS COUNTRY ALL UNDERNEATH HER RULE

    WHEN A FLATMATE OF MINE, WHO I THOUGHT WAS A SQUARE
    STARTED MAKING TROUBLE IN MY UNDERWEAR
    SHE CAME TO ONE LITTLE PARADE AND MY DAD GOT SCARED
    AND SAID "YOU'RE MARRYING THIS BITCH BEFORE YOU LOSE ALL YOUR HAIR"

    I WHISTLED FOR A CARRIAGE AND WHEN IT CAME NEAR
    THE RING SAID "DIANA" AND HAD A SAPPHIRE IN THE MIDDLE
    IF ANYTHING I COULD SAY THIS RING WAS RARE
    BUT MY DAD SAID FORGET IT - "YO HOLMES TO THE SQUARE!"

    I PULLED UP TO THE ABBEY 'BOUT 11AM
    AND I YELLED TO MY PEOPLE "YO HOLMES RULE YA LATER"
    I LOOKED AT MY KINGDOM
    I WAS FINALLY THERE
    TO SIT ON MY THRONE AS THE PRINCE WITH NO HAIR​
     
  2. lol nice, Grumpy ^_^
     
  3. Aren't you supposed to hate the monarchy more openly, lady?

    Like, I don't know, killing someone or some shit?
     
  4. BUT WHAT ABOUT THE ENGLISH PENNY LACE OR WHATEVER
     
  5. And no shits were given that day.