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Wyvern Rider
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This is the tale of Dia the Spider
Who killed and fucked and drugged
Her way to power,
None resist her venom or charms
As to do so would be suicide
Shitty poems aside, Acadia Kalakaua is not someone you wanna mess with. She's ruthless and sadistic, yet gorgeous and charming, cute even. She'll have you enslaved, fucked, drugged and most likely killed all in one day, while smiling cutely, yet dangerously while she does so. Don't let her appearance fool you! She's kinda like my ex-wife. Gorgeous and seductive and even kind at first. But once you get to know her, even a Sumatran tiger's lair is prefereble over the Black Spider's (as she is called, by many of her followers and enemies alike) bedroom. Little is known about her. Only that, despite being in her early to mid twenties, Acadia filled the power void left when the SoCal douchebag killed pretty much everyone else in charge. Now, she rules the Rook Islands entirely with little resistence aside from the remnants of Vaas' pirates and Hoyt's mercenaries. Needless to say, the Black Spider's rule is all but secured. While one could argue that by killing the remaining invaders and uniting all Rookians under her role she finally brought peace to the archipalego, I still not recommend taking anything she gives you, or follow her into bed for that matter.
-Willis Huntley's Survival Guide
Who killed and fucked and drugged
Her way to power,
None resist her venom or charms
As to do so would be suicide
Shitty poems aside, Acadia Kalakaua is not someone you wanna mess with. She's ruthless and sadistic, yet gorgeous and charming, cute even. She'll have you enslaved, fucked, drugged and most likely killed all in one day, while smiling cutely, yet dangerously while she does so. Don't let her appearance fool you! She's kinda like my ex-wife. Gorgeous and seductive and even kind at first. But once you get to know her, even a Sumatran tiger's lair is prefereble over the Black Spider's (as she is called, by many of her followers and enemies alike) bedroom. Little is known about her. Only that, despite being in her early to mid twenties, Acadia filled the power void left when the SoCal douchebag killed pretty much everyone else in charge. Now, she rules the Rook Islands entirely with little resistence aside from the remnants of Vaas' pirates and Hoyt's mercenaries. Needless to say, the Black Spider's rule is all but secured. While one could argue that by killing the remaining invaders and uniting all Rookians under her role she finally brought peace to the archipalego, I still not recommend taking anything she gives you, or follow her into bed for that matter.
-Willis Huntley's Survival Guide