The Back Rooms of Julez' Interview Show

[Hydronine]

Yeah, back here is where all the people go after or before their interviewed....

It's a magical place.

*Watches as two stage hands hold Asmo down and shoot him up with sarcasm and wit*

.....You didn't see that.

*Kitti streaks past, going over to Swifty, he gives her a pimpslap and tells her to go be nice and sweet to everyone or she gets "Nothing" tonight*

......You really didn't see that-

*Diana walks past, smoking a joint and trying to rap, she gets into a rapping battle with Rory*

......Well, at least you-

*Isabelle walks by, looking like a manly-man *GASP* and has Ryker on a leash, in nothing but a G-string*

.....................

*Sighs*

Great, now you know the truth.... FAN-FUCKING-TASTIC!

*Paoru walks by, talking to Oro about how great of a brain surgeon that Pao-man is*

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[Hydronine]

*Erases the part of the post about Ryker and Isa, instead, writes about Archetype having WMD on a leash, telling him to bark like a dog or squeal like a pig*

 

[Hecatoncheires]

...Wait, what?!

 

[Hydronine]

Shhhhhhhh! Shhhhhhhhhhhhh! I must deal with you now....

*Drags Grumpy aside and then after twenty minutes, comes back*

That game of table tennis was simply riveting, Grumps....

 

[Ampoule]

You say this is where the COOL kids hang out?

>=( Hardly, as I was not here!

But now I am.

Carry on.

 

[Hydronine]

*Makes out with Amp, as Julez is secretly a whore*

 

[Orochi]

Secretly?

*noms on the free food*

 

[megane-kun]

*peeks for a moment and returns to the audience area*

I am not cool enough... ^_^;

 

[Hydronine]

*Drags Meg back*

YES YOU ARE! COME BACK!

 

[megane-kun]

*is dragged*

Ok.... *sits quietly in one corner and watches everyone*

 

[Hydronine]

*A random stripper drags Meg aside*

 

[Arsenal XA4]

*Top sits on a bean bag chair, discarding his ACU jacket to reveal a t-shirt depicting a Chinese dragon.*

God, I love this job... Just as much fun as verbally and mentally abusing my fellow Minigunners.

 

[Hydronine]

*Julez walks up to Top and grabs him by his ear*

WHERE'S MY WHORE?! WHERE'S DEIMON?! Firezone said he's interested in having a "Fun" time..... And I want my money....

Narrator: JULEZ, THE PIMPLET!

 

[Delnoir]

Oh god, how did I get here?

 

[Arsenal XA4]

*Four Minigunners push past Chaos, carrying an RGM-84 Harpoon with them.*

Minigunner: Hey, one side! We're movin' ammo here!

 

[Hydronine]

GIVE ME MAH MAN-WHORE! DEIMON! GET YOH ASS EN HEEEEEEEEEEEER!

 

[Delnoir]

Did we get the order to man the harpoons without anyone telling me?

 

[Arsenal XA4]

(NOTE: Harpoon is the name for a type of cruise missile. A SLAM. Standoff Land Attack Missile.)

*Deimon peeks in the room.*

Is it safe?

 

[Hydronine]

BITCH! GET YOUR ASS IN HERE! I'M SELLING YOU TO FIREZONE!

 

[Delnoir]

This seems more like TK and Ryker's playroom than backstage....