The Back Rooms of Julez' Interview Show

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  1. Yeah, back here is where all the people go after or before their interviewed....

    It's a magical place.

    *Watches as two stage hands hold Asmo down and shoot him up with sarcasm and wit*

    .....You didn't see that.

    *Kitti streaks past, going over to Swifty, he gives her a pimpslap and tells her to go be nice and sweet to everyone or she gets "Nothing" tonight*

    ......You really didn't see that-

    *Diana walks past, smoking a joint and trying to rap, she gets into a rapping battle with Rory*

    ......Well, at least you-

    *Isabelle walks by, looking like a manly-man *GASP* and has Ryker on a leash, in nothing but a G-string*

    .....................

    *Sighs*

    Great, now you know the truth.... FAN-FUCKING-TASTIC!

    *Paoru walks by, talking to Oro about how great of a brain surgeon that Pao-man is*

    0.0
     
  2. *Erases the part of the post about Ryker and Isa, instead, writes about Archetype having WMD on a leash, telling him to bark like a dog or squeal like a pig*
     
  3. ...Wait, what?!
     
  4. Shhhhhhhh! Shhhhhhhhhhhhh! I must deal with you now....

    *Drags Grumpy aside and then after twenty minutes, comes back*

    That game of table tennis was simply riveting, Grumps....
     
  5. You say this is where the COOL kids hang out?

    >=( Hardly, as I was not here!

    But now I am.

    Carry on.
     
  6. *Makes out with Amp, as Julez is secretly a whore*
     
  7. Secretly?

    *noms on the free food*
     
  8. *peeks for a moment and returns to the audience area*

    I am not cool enough... ^_^;
     
  9. *Drags Meg back*

    YES YOU ARE! COME BACK!
     
  10. *is dragged*

    Ok.... *sits quietly in one corner and watches everyone*
     
  11. *A random stripper drags Meg aside*
     
  12. *Top sits on a bean bag chair, discarding his ACU jacket to reveal a t-shirt depicting a Chinese dragon.*

    God, I love this job... Just as much fun as verbally and mentally abusing my fellow Minigunners.
     
  13. *Julez walks up to Top and grabs him by his ear*

    WHERE'S MY WHORE?! WHERE'S DEIMON?! Firezone said he's interested in having a "Fun" time..... And I want my money....

    Narrator: JULEZ, THE PIMPLET!
     
  14. Oh god, how did I get here?
     
  15. *Four Minigunners push past Chaos, carrying an RGM-84 Harpoon with them.*

    Minigunner: Hey, one side! We're movin' ammo here!
     
  16. GIVE ME MAH MAN-WHORE! DEIMON! GET YOH ASS EN HEEEEEEEEEEEER!
     
  17. Did we get the order to man the harpoons without anyone telling me?
     
  18. (NOTE: Harpoon is the name for a type of cruise missile. A SLAM. Standoff Land Attack Missile.)

    *Deimon peeks in the room.*

    Is it safe?
     
  19. BITCH! GET YOUR ASS IN HERE! I'M SELLING YOU TO FIREZONE!
     
  20. This seems more like TK and Ryker's playroom than backstage....
     
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