The Back Rooms of Julez' Interview Show

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  1. Yeah, back here is where all the people go after or before their interviewed....

    It's a magical place.

    *Watches as two stage hands hold Asmo down and shoot him up with sarcasm and wit*

    .....You didn't see that.

    *Kitti streaks past, going over to Swifty, he gives her a pimpslap and tells her to go be nice and sweet to everyone or she gets "Nothing" tonight*

    ......You really didn't see that-

    *Diana walks past, smoking a joint and trying to rap, she gets into a rapping battle with Rory*

    ......Well, at least you-

    *Isabelle walks by, looking like a manly-man *GASP* and has Ryker on a leash, in nothing but a G-string*

    .....................

    *Sighs*

    Great, now you know the truth.... FAN-FUCKING-TASTIC!

    *Paoru walks by, talking to Oro about how great of a brain surgeon that Pao-man is*

    0.0
     
  2. *Erases the part of the post about Ryker and Isa, instead, writes about Archetype having WMD on a leash, telling him to bark like a dog or squeal like a pig*
     
  3. AUGUST 28, 2016
    DUBLIN, IRELAND
    @Razilin @Lonewolf888978

    Two weeks passed since they'd destroyed Varis. Two weeks since the last meeting with a Weaver, and two weeks since they'd learned anything... not that the twins really learned anything. For whatever reason they could never find any information about their family. And even if they even didn't show it, it wore at them every day. So much so they had walled off their hearts and almost never take them down. At Sam's question, Sendon nodded. "Yes. Let us move."
     
  4. Shhhhhhhh! Shhhhhhhhhhhhh! I must deal with you now....

    *Drags Grumpy aside and then after twenty minutes, comes back*

    That game of table tennis was simply riveting, Grumps....
     
  5. You say this is where the COOL kids hang out?

    >=( Hardly, as I was not here!

    But now I am.

    Carry on.
     
  6. *Makes out with Amp, as Julez is secretly a whore*
     
  7. Secretly?

    *noms on the free food*
     
  8. *peeks for a moment and returns to the audience area*

    I am not cool enough... ^_^;
     
  9. *Drags Meg back*

    YES YOU ARE! COME BACK!
     
  10. *is dragged*

    Ok.... *sits quietly in one corner and watches everyone*
     
  11. *A random stripper drags Meg aside*
     
  12. *Top sits on a bean bag chair, discarding his ACU jacket to reveal a t-shirt depicting a Chinese dragon.*

    God, I love this job... Just as much fun as verbally and mentally abusing my fellow Minigunners.
     
  13. *Julez walks up to Top and grabs him by his ear*

    WHERE'S MY WHORE?! WHERE'S DEIMON?! Firezone said he's interested in having a "Fun" time..... And I want my money....

    Narrator: JULEZ, THE PIMPLET!
     
  14. Oh god, how did I get here?
     
  15. *Four Minigunners push past Chaos, carrying an RGM-84 Harpoon with them.*

    Minigunner: Hey, one side! We're movin' ammo here!
     
  16. GIVE ME MAH MAN-WHORE! DEIMON! GET YOH ASS EN HEEEEEEEEEEEER!
     
  17. Did we get the order to man the harpoons without anyone telling me?
     
  18. (NOTE: Harpoon is the name for a type of cruise missile. A SLAM. Standoff Land Attack Missile.)

    *Deimon peeks in the room.*

    Is it safe?
     
  19. BITCH! GET YOUR ASS IN HERE! I'M SELLING YOU TO FIREZONE!
     
  20. This seems more like TK and Ryker's playroom than backstage....
     
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