RANDOM THE ASYLUM: M E M E T O W N

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Nic conceals himself inside a 30 cubic-meter crate, waiting for the next dice roll.
 
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Xindaris said:
The real Xindaris laughs at Paorou as a Xindaris-dummy is "killed"! A mere substitute made of so many pillow stuffings!

"Ha ha!"
...and continues on his merry way, by now too far away from the hypothetical room to be directly affected by it or anyone in it...
Click to expand...

Be quiet, furniture!

DEAD PEOPLE SO FAR
- Rory - killed by being stabbed to the face
- Xindaris - bludgeoned to death, then stabbed in the leg.

Alas, it seems that the golden witch has possessed Xindaris' long dead body and is causing trouble.

And... since no one is trying to decipher the golden witch's epitaph, let another night of intellectual pleasures begin!

EDIT:
OROCHI HAS GONE MISSING. RORY'S BODY IS ALSO MISSING.

Orochi was in the thread when he disappeared.
There is only one way into and out of the thread, and it was sealed after Orochi went missing.
Rory and Orochi's bodies are no longer in the thread.

I bet ampoule was the witch all along. >:[
 
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The really fortunate thing is that the witch is possessing a dummy full of stuffing, which never lived in the first place. Whoops!

Meanwhile, Xindaris, fully alive and well and far away elsewhere, continues to wander about merrily...



EDIT: It appears the dummy's automatic exorcising powers have activated!
 
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The furniture is talking! Quick! Grab spider webs and stop it from killing more people!
 
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sanity check.... (DC 10 as usual)

still sane... too sane to understand what's going on here. @_@;
 
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[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPZf3PIXwoE"]YouTube - prrromotions[/ame]

CLASS CHANGE
 
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[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrrMunmu6gs"]YouTube - Voltus Theme - Horie Mitsuko Live Concert 2000[/ame]
 
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... why do i recognize this song?! WHY!! WHY!! WRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!

*bangs head against the nearest wall to induce amnesia*

....

*is knocked out but still remembers everything clearly*

*sings*

...

Oya ni hagureta
hinadori mo
Itsuka wa yasashii
hutokoro ni
Kaeru ashita mo aru darou
Danoni naze meguri aenu
chichi no kage

Naku mono ka
Boku wa otoko da
Shinjiteru shinjiteru
Sono hi no koto wo
Kono te de chichi wo
Daki shimeru hi no koto wo
 
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DARKNESS DIES. HE HAS A DAGGER STUCK IN HIS ARM.

AS THIS NIGHT OF INTELLECTUAL PLEASURES CONTINUES, IT IS REVEALED THAT OROCHI AND RORY'S BODIES WERE FOUND IN THE BASEMENT. OROCHI HAS A DAGGER IN HIS HEART, AND RORY HAS ONE IN HIS FACE.

DARKNESS' BODY WAS FOUND OUTSIDE THE PORCH.
THERE IS NO WAY OUTSIDE UNLESS VIA THE FRONT DOOR.
 
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*SUDDENLY, THREAD BECAME MANLIEST PLACE OF ALL TIME*

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TASTE SEGA STYLE JUDO RAGE, YOU UNCLEAN DANCING HEATHEN HIPPIES!

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REAL MEN KNOW TRUE SACRAFICE! SSSAAAAANNNNSSSHIIIRRRROOOO-SSAAAAANNNN!!!! ;_;
 
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WHY DID YOU NOT POST SAKURA-CHAAAN

Just for this JINX DIES.


JINX WAS FOUND DEAD, STUCK ON THE CIELING, STABBED THROUGH THE HEART.
PAOROU WAS EATING LUNCH.
OROCHI WAS BUSY BEING DEAD DURING THE TIME.
RORY IS STILL DEAD.
XINDARIS WAS LOCKED IN THE BATHROOM.


Only Ampie, Captain Nic, and Megane-kun still live...

Can they solve the Golden Witch's epitaph in time!?
 
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I REFUSE TO BE THE ONE TO DIE!

*pushes MEGAN-CHAN forward to take a hit*

GOLDEN BITCH'S EPITAPH WILL BE SOLVED! *waggles finger in the air*
 
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HURRY AMPIE! LET'S LOOK FOR THE WITCH'S GOLD TOGETHER!

*Paorou makes thumbs up sign while having CREEPY STUDIO DEEN FACE*
 
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*megane-kun gives the other characters a go ahead while he's staring at a huge portrait of a beautiful woman in the middle of a huge hall*

yeah... go ahead guys... i just wanna stare at her..
 
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Megane is Chaos. He's like the same thing, only different man.
 
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... *the entire game pauses for a brief advertisement*

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Happy Bee now serves Happy Hamster Meals! Go to your nearest Happy Bee branch now to avail of this limited time offer!

.... *game unpauses*

w... what the hell?
 
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