Tegan is Awesome

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Ampoule

Guest
I'm sorry, I'm still mesmerized by Tegan's thick man sausage lincoln log potatofingers.
 

Tegan

Hopeful Monster
Original poster
The only things I'm not allergic to are shortening and nutella.





















AWESOME
 

Tegan

Hopeful Monster
Original poster
I don't have to know what it means, Pao! I look like Pink and I get more pussy than all of you.
 

Asmodeus

Gazorpazorpdeus
Posting Speed
Speed of Light
I beg to differ.

...


*falls sobbing*

PLEEEEEEEEEEEEASE! PLEEEEEASE LET ME DIFFER!!

OH GOD, PLEASE! I HAVE TO DIFFER! I HAVE TO! PLEEEEEEEEASE!!!

AAAAAAAGH!! WAAAH-AAAAH-AAAH-AAAAHH!!! PLEASE JUST LET ME DIFFER!!!!!

PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE!!!!
 

Blind Hemingway

A former executive or something.
Invitation Status
,
Posting Speed
Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
NEVER
Writing Levels
Adept, Douche
Preferred Character Gender
Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
I don't have to know what it means, Pao! I look like Pink and I get more pussy than all of you.
No, I'm pretty sure Lady Gaga gets more than you.
 
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Darkness

Guest
She gets more than all of this forum.

I mean, we don't even need the count the girls from Moonwings since nobody there gets laid.

Specially the owner of that forum.
 

Blind Hemingway

A former executive or something.
Invitation Status
,
Posting Speed
Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
NEVER
Writing Levels
Adept, Douche
Preferred Character Gender
Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
Nevermind the fact that she's living with Gibs?
 
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Darkness

Guest
They just stare at each other from afar afraid of getting cooties.
 
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Fel of the Eternal Forest

Guest
If you're so awesome why can't you whip your hair back and forth

(I whip my hair back and forth, I whip my hair back and forth, I whip my hair back and forth.)
 
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Paorou-sama

Guest
THE WHEEL OF FATE IS SPINNING

IT SAYS THAT OP IS A FAG
 

Blind Hemingway

A former executive or something.
Invitation Status
,
Posting Speed
Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
NEVER
Writing Levels
Adept, Douche
Preferred Character Gender
Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
It's about the same, really. Though Mr.PaoPao is a better troll.
 
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Fel of the Eternal Forest

Guest
So, Orion, how does it feel to play second fiddle to an Asian weeb.
 
C

Cosmic Orion

Guest
Well considering he's probably been doing it longer than I've been alive. . . not that bad.


How does it feel to play last fiddle, Fel?