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You realize chances are that spider is female....
 
And if it's a black widow, then dat lady is screwed. :D


....
PUN.

. . .
I think?
......

mebbe? T ^T please?
 
I was going to post, then i saw onion's picture of a spider tossing some bitch's salad


I got nothing
 
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And that is why Kitti has my respect.



SHE KEEPS UP.






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GUESS WHERE THAT STINGER'S GOING, ASSHOLE!
 
I feel pretty and witty and GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
And I pity, any girl that isn't me today! \(^^)/
*Dancing around*
 
What happened to the boobs??? instead i get some spider/scorpian action XD
 
Oh look, another Ms_____________________Wrong thread.

About crap no one cares about.

Clearly it's about fucking spiders and scorpions.
 
Oh look, another Ms_____________________Wrong thread.

About crap no one cares about.

Clearly it's about fucking spiders and scorpions.

I care, clearly.
The dangers of getting oral from spiders isn't well-advertised.
It needs to be known to people, obviously.
 
not to mention the dager of going balls deep into a scorpion
 
GETTING ORAL FROM SPIDERS IS THE NEW THING THER, DONTCHA KNOW.

DANGERS? No dangers detected.
 
IM GREAT AT JOKES! i just dont appeal to the Iwaku audience......
 
Way to state the obvious joke to a question that was obviously not a question due to a glaring lack of a question mark.

<___>

Look at your target audience and ask yourself how obvious that was again.