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The One and Only Nat-bat
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Welcome to our Kingdom!
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Major crack
(Dry) humor
Wtfness
Insanity
OOCness
⇝introduction
Major crack
(Dry) humor
Wtfness
Insanity
OOCness
⇝introduction
【t̶w̶i̶s̶t̶e̶d̶ kingdom】
Everything we think is normal will never be normal here.
Welcome to the kingdom without sanity
The Kingdom of Roelian
Welcome to the Kingdom of Roelian
Here is the place where dragons and mermaids still exists.
"STOP STOP STOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPP!!!! SLOW DOWN A LITTLE HERE... I don't think you get what we are talking about here? See I told you so."
"Lets take it from the top then? Good."
Welcome to the insane Kingdom of Roelian, even known as the twisted kingdom.
Here is the only place where heart shooting pink dragons and flying mermaids still exists.
"Okay now you can continue with the original story."
Thank you :/
Nothing is as it should be in this kingdom.
No one does their job.
Knights who were supposed to protect the kingdom, slacks off and tries to figure out the best way to get the princess hand in marriage.
Nice looking ladies destroys the kingdom in a hunt after vegetables and fruits.
Poor bastards who tries their best to restore the kingdoms former glory by shitting in other people's yard.
Yes nothing is as it should be in this crazy kingdom.
"Seriously you haven't even told anyone about the crazy people in this kingdom, only about the unnoticeable people in the kingdom act! You should know what to tell our RP'ers about stupid mofo..."
HEY YOU I AM TRYING MY BEST HERE AND YOU COME IN AND TRY TO TELL ME WHAT TO DO! BUT FINE I WILL EVERYONE NOW SO CALM YOUR TITS!
"Ummm seems like I am not the one who needs to calm my tits. Well then ready set go! Tell the people about the funny people!"
Hmpf
In this kingdom there is a princess, a king, a king number 2, a queen and a blahblahblah and a blahblahblah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah and at last the cook, my personal favorite.
"HEY WHAT A FAWK JUST HAPPENED!!!???? YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO TELL ABOUT ALL THE FUN PEOPLE NOT ONLY THOSE WHOM YOU FEEL ARE INTERESTING!"
YOU FAWKING BASTARD, YOU DISAPPEAR I DON'T NEED YOUR SORRY ASS HERE! IF YOU DON'T LIKE MY STORY TELLING THEN GO HOME TO YOUR MUM!
ooc: Seriously Story Teller 1 and 2, there is no use in fighting you know there will be information about this soon.
Story teller 1 and 2: "YOU SHUT THE FAWK UP AND DISAPPEAR, WE DON'T NEED THE PERSON WHO CREATED US TO TELL US WHAT TO DO! D<"
ooc: okay.... well I am just gonna go and chose my character so can you guys continue to fight…
✪positions
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There are many positions to choose from~
TheDemonKing - TAKEN
Syo
Description:
Lazy ass king doing whatever pleases him. He's a video game addict with a hobby to kidnap the princess and force her to game with him.
TheDemonKnight- TAKEN
BoB (Best of Boxes)³
Description:
Extremely serious person who is always scolding the Demon king. He's strict and loyal. He spanks the demon king whenever he's displeased of his behaviour as a ruler.
TheDemonMinion - OPEN
Description:
Loyal to her king, she will do everything to please him. Actually she's just a video game buyer for him, but she's proud of that.
The Witch - OPEN
Description:
Crazy old hag who looks young thanks to her powers. She keeps on making drug potions to make people fall for her. Her potions fail most of the time and she is unpopular despite her beautiful fake appearance but thinks the opposite.
The King - OPEN
Description:
Very idiotic and dense king. He's a war maniac, he'd throw a war just to test his abilities. He's just an idiot whose idiocy ironically always saves him from dying.
The Queen - OPEN
Description:
Yaoi addict, she's a super pervert at mind. Wants to kill her husband 24/7 but always fails.
ThePrince - OPEN
Description:
"Prince Charming" or so is his title, he's just a skirt chaser and a narcist.
ThePrincess - TAKEN
Haruka
Description:
Super cocky girl, kinky and does only things she wants. Egoistic and self-centred, has a thing for handsome guys (inherited everything from her mom).
TheKing'sAdvisor - OPEN
Description:
Doesn't do his job but satisfies the king's desire to enjoy luxury. He'd do everything for money.
TheKnight - TAKEN
Relish
Description:
Supposed to save the princess but fails every time and enjoys flirting. He's just all talk to impress people. Only good quality is him being handsome.
The Joker - TAKEN
The One and Only Nat-bat
Description:
The prankster of the kingdom. Crazy and neutral, he doesn't care about everything as long as he has fun. And he is a so called shape shifter, because he is the secret younger sibling of the Demon King.
TheWizard - TAKEN
Demonzero
Description:
He's an anime cosplay lover and he uses his power to add even more effect to his cosplay. Not useful at all for the kingdom but loved by the king. Has the hots for the princess.
The Nanny - OPEN
Description:
Servant of the Queen. She is a gossiper and a lurker. Her eyes are locked on handsome guys.
TheButler - TAKEN
The Red Tazelwurm
Description:
Son of the demon king sent to corrupt the kingdom. He's loyal, handsome and everything, he's also a workaholic and the queen chases him around. Has a father-complex.
The Maid - TAKEN
_Andy_
Description:
Naive, idiotic and romantic girl; or so she's supposed to be but strangely she has the hots for one of the peasants.
The Cook - OPEN
Description:
Murderous cook. He looks creepy and fishy, eh enjoys it when blood splurts. Dare say his food is disgusting and know what will happen to you.
TheGardener - TAKEN
CrimsonMaiden
Description:
Strange super sadistic gardener, who at first glance seems like a very nice and caring lady but actually enjoys hurting people and hearing them scream. Fights with the Sadistic peasant for the Super-S title.
The Nurse - TAKEN
Alice Falling
Description:
Sexy busty female seducing every man she meets. She has a dark aura around her though and she isn't qualified to be a nurse normally, she was hired cause of her looks and connections.
The (Spy) Peasant - OPEN
Description:
A creepy perverted peasant who is actually the kingdom's spy. He uses his spy skills to lurk on women. He doesn't obey orders, he just does whatever can benefit him.
TheSadisticPeasant - OPEN
Description:
Super sadistic peasant loving to mistreat people. He doesn't mind being rude and insulting others. Enters in fights easily but loves his plushie and is weak if you threaten him.
TheMasochisticPeasant - OPEN
Description:
Favourite victim of the super sadistic peasant. She follows him everywhere like a dog and obeys everything as long as she's whipped in reward.
Syo
Description:
Lazy ass king doing whatever pleases him. He's a video game addict with a hobby to kidnap the princess and force her to game with him.
TheDemonKnight- TAKEN
BoB (Best of Boxes)³
Description:
Extremely serious person who is always scolding the Demon king. He's strict and loyal. He spanks the demon king whenever he's displeased of his behaviour as a ruler.
TheDemonMinion - OPEN
Description:
Loyal to her king, she will do everything to please him. Actually she's just a video game buyer for him, but she's proud of that.
The Witch - OPEN
Description:
Crazy old hag who looks young thanks to her powers. She keeps on making drug potions to make people fall for her. Her potions fail most of the time and she is unpopular despite her beautiful fake appearance but thinks the opposite.
The King - OPEN
Description:
Very idiotic and dense king. He's a war maniac, he'd throw a war just to test his abilities. He's just an idiot whose idiocy ironically always saves him from dying.
The Queen - OPEN
Description:
Yaoi addict, she's a super pervert at mind. Wants to kill her husband 24/7 but always fails.
ThePrince - OPEN
Description:
"Prince Charming" or so is his title, he's just a skirt chaser and a narcist.
ThePrincess - TAKEN
Haruka
Description:
Super cocky girl, kinky and does only things she wants. Egoistic and self-centred, has a thing for handsome guys (inherited everything from her mom).
TheKing'sAdvisor - OPEN
Description:
Doesn't do his job but satisfies the king's desire to enjoy luxury. He'd do everything for money.
TheKnight - TAKEN
Relish
Description:
Supposed to save the princess but fails every time and enjoys flirting. He's just all talk to impress people. Only good quality is him being handsome.
The Joker - TAKEN
The One and Only Nat-bat
Description:
The prankster of the kingdom. Crazy and neutral, he doesn't care about everything as long as he has fun. And he is a so called shape shifter, because he is the secret younger sibling of the Demon King.
TheWizard - TAKEN
Demonzero
Description:
He's an anime cosplay lover and he uses his power to add even more effect to his cosplay. Not useful at all for the kingdom but loved by the king. Has the hots for the princess.
The Nanny - OPEN
Description:
Servant of the Queen. She is a gossiper and a lurker. Her eyes are locked on handsome guys.
TheButler - TAKEN
The Red Tazelwurm
Description:
Son of the demon king sent to corrupt the kingdom. He's loyal, handsome and everything, he's also a workaholic and the queen chases him around. Has a father-complex.
The Maid - TAKEN
_Andy_
Description:
Naive, idiotic and romantic girl; or so she's supposed to be but strangely she has the hots for one of the peasants.
The Cook - OPEN
Description:
Murderous cook. He looks creepy and fishy, eh enjoys it when blood splurts. Dare say his food is disgusting and know what will happen to you.
TheGardener - TAKEN
CrimsonMaiden
Description:
Strange super sadistic gardener, who at first glance seems like a very nice and caring lady but actually enjoys hurting people and hearing them scream. Fights with the Sadistic peasant for the Super-S title.
The Nurse - TAKEN
Alice Falling
Description:
Sexy busty female seducing every man she meets. She has a dark aura around her though and she isn't qualified to be a nurse normally, she was hired cause of her looks and connections.
The (Spy) Peasant - OPEN
Description:
A creepy perverted peasant who is actually the kingdom's spy. He uses his spy skills to lurk on women. He doesn't obey orders, he just does whatever can benefit him.
TheSadisticPeasant - OPEN
Description:
Super sadistic peasant loving to mistreat people. He doesn't mind being rude and insulting others. Enters in fights easily but loves his plushie and is weak if you threaten him.
TheMasochisticPeasant - OPEN
Description:
Favourite victim of the super sadistic peasant. She follows him everywhere like a dog and obeys everything as long as she's whipped in reward.
rules
↪ no one-liners, respect others and don't write small shitty responses
↪ grammar, please make sure you check before posting
↪ be active, especially if you pick a high position: act like the adult you are and don't take on roles you won't play
↪ no god-modding or OP, I will warn you only once
↪ keep it PG-16 at least and don't forget the humor, crack etc. since this is supposed to be a comedy
↪ don't kill RPers without their permission, NPC can be killed without any
↪ no super romance and girly-shit
↪ no mary-sues and shit like that
↪ seriously go wild with craziness, insanity, lame jokes etc. I want this to resemble Gintama
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Credits to my friend for getting this crazy idea from my other friend, credits to Syo for making characters positions and credits to me for having a lovely (crazy) mind when it comes to creating stories.
"FAWK OFF ALREADY! D<"
ooc: fine fine I will go now, happy?
"Yes"
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