Stupid Jokes

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Thomas McTavish

Thomas McTavish

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Dark Fantasy, Fantasy, Zombie, slice-of-life survival, Post Apocalyptic, Cyberpunk, Sci-fi, High Fantasy, Modern, medieval
The title says it all: post a really stupid joke.

What did the English detective say when asked what kind of rock has different layers?
"Sedimentary, my dear Watson."
 
OH! GROANERS!

I've been told to go to my room and think about what I've done after telling a joke so many times; I got this :cool:

Two chemists go into a bar
The first one orders H20
The second one says "I'd like some H20, too!"
The second chemist died.

What did Hitler choose on his multiple-choice test?
Not C

Why did Sally fall off the swing?
She had no arms

Knock knock
Who's there?
Not Sally

Did you hear the one about the three holes in the ground?
Well, well, well.

Did you hear about the hole in the fence around the nudist colony? Local police are looking into it.

Why does Dracula have no friends?
He's a pain in the neck

Why did Timmy get hit by a car?
Sally was driving

Why was the chef fired?
Abuse; he beat the eggs and whipped the cream

Why do chicken coops have two doors?
Because if they had four they'd be chicken sedans!

What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts?
Beer nuts are $2.50 and Deer nuts are under a buck

What's brown and sounds like a bell?
Dung~
 
How did the black kid get into Harvard?
Hard work and hours of studying- duh.

Why did the black kid get on the basketball team?
Dedication and good attitude- why else?

What do you call a black man who flies an airplane?
A pilot, you racist.

(these work best whenever the conversation has already turned to offensive jokes)


How do you say "Rodney King" in Spanish?
Pinata.

(Disclaimer: heard it from a Mexican-American cop)


Why was the offspring of Lassie and a cantaloupe sad?
It was always a melon-collie(melancholy) child.


I'll probably have more this afternoon. XD
 
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What did the pasta say to the tomato?
"Don't get saucy with me."

(The power of popsicle sticks never cease to amaze.)
 
Why did the turkey cross the road?

It was the chicken's day off
 
What did the fox say
Ahhhhhhhhhooooooooooo
No really what did a fox say

Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side

If i shot you and you shot me who would die firsts
You

1+1= window

My mother always told me to pee my pants when you have to go pee
She also told me life is like a boxes of chocolate
 
What do you call a group of crows that doesn't stay together?
Attempted murder.
 
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