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Blind Hemingway

Blind Hemingway

Ancient Iwaku Scum from 2006.
Original poster
MYTHICAL MEMBER
Posting Speed
  1. Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
NEVER
Writing Levels
  1. Adept
  2. Douche
Preferred Character Gender
  1. Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
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We should ahve somethign liek that in the intro for Ukawi... also rip off the old arcade winners don't do drugs screen. "Winners don't make Yavs."
 
Matcha became a villain not because he sought vengeance or crave power but because villains always have better one-liners, outfits, and musical numbers
"You know how in that one genre the boyfriend of the heroine always goes to the dark side? Yeah, I never had a girlfriend to start off with."
 
Random lines:

Yav 2.0: I'M A TOMATO!

Yav 1.0: *While nomming on a arm* It's an arm, stop making such a big deal about it.
 
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