Strange Compliments

[Greenie]

What's the strangest compliment you ever received?​

I got this today and it was awesome. Thanks @Applo <3

[spoili]
You're kinda a friendship kraken :p snaring innocents and dragging them down into your layer of friendliness
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[Aero Blue]

"Your belly is really straight." as she ran her drunken hand down my shirt.

 

[firejay1]

@ze_kraken (who probably gives me all the strangest compliments I get)

"YOU GOT THIS
You are Anaia Caria Tsukasa, neon lotus assassin and evil scientist for hire."

 

[Pahn]

Once when I shaved my head for a children's cancer fundraiser, and I got a handful of strange compliments about the shape of my skull...

i.e. "You really have a nice cranium!"
Uhhhh thaaaanks........

 

[ze_kraken]

@ze_kraken (who probably gives me all the strangest compliments I get)

"YOU GOT THIS
You are Anaia Caria Tsukasa, neon lotus assassin and evil scientist for hire."

I still haven't received any evidence to the contrary!

Last month I had to stage an interview with a member of my university's faculty. I interviewed my marketing professor that facilitated discussion during my time abroad, and at the interview's conclusion (and you can be sure this went in the transcript):

"You managed to hold your own and sound like more than an uneducated layman."

I took it as a compliment, because she seemed quite sincere in it, but I couldn't help but wonder how she talks to her regular students.

 

[Razilin]

"Your belly is really straight." as she ran her drunken hand down my shirt.

whoa-ho!

<high five>

 

[Joan]

Oh geez...

Last night a friend said "She's not a ninja! She's a guerilla warfare mercenary!" I cracked up XD

My brother also compliments me by saying "You're -my name-" all the time which is pretty amusing.

 

[Dipper]

I shattered a bunch of ribs once and had to go under so they could put these steel plates in to hold them in place. When I was lucid again, the doctor said, "You have nice insides. Good job."

 

[firejay1]

*giggles. That's hilarious.

Not really a strange compliment, but it felt related: People, especially new dentists, ask me a lot if I've ever had braces before, because my teeth are naturally pretty straight.

 

[King]

I was once told I have "thighs that you could crush a head with" In a nice way. I mean, I look it as a compliment lmao

 

[firejay1]

Just thought of:

 

[Applo]

After a game of drunk twister collapsed I was told that my calfs make a nice pillow

 

[ᴛᴏᴄᴋᴀ]

"Your hands are as soft as a baby's butt."

How the hell do you even respond to that? I just smiled like a dummy and nodded my head. I still cringe whenever I think about it.

 

[Daz]

@Lost-and-Bewildered "You could be Obama!"

 

[Nemopedia]

"Your have a nice nose, it signals that you will be rich and succesfull."

"You have wonderful hands, these are the signals of a wealthy and succesfull career."

Old ladies and their strange superstitions and stranger ways of complimenting people.

"You have a good birthdate."

Another funny one. Said by multiple people from various ages.

 

[Spoilers]

I was once told; "You're pretty nice, for one of your kind." I think it was a compliment.

 

[Greenie]

I was once told; "You're pretty nice, for one of your kind." I think it was a compliment.

I'm assuming humankind?

 

[Spoilers]

I'm assuming humankind?

If the person who said it was an alien in human skin, that would have been kind of cool.

 

[Greenie]

If the person who said it was an alien in human skin, that would have been kind of cool.

You never know, you know? ^_^

 

[firejay1]

That actually sounds kind of offensive to me. XD