This is a thread for people to tell their strangest stories. The strangest things that have happened to them. Or at least, stories that would sound that way if they weren't explained in their full contexts. This is a thread to tell strange stories that are actually pretty mundane. Last night, I broke a window. On a thirteenth floor. With a longboard. Now, it may sound like I'm a Totally Radical dude, jumping from thirteen story buildings on a longboard, but it was the complete opposite. I idly pushed the longboard back, and it just happened to hit hard enough to break the window. (Or it was really shitty/old glass. Probably that.) So, what stories do you guys have in a similar vein?