So Game Grumps makes a point here...

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Getting back to the original topic for a moment, nah, I've eaten two bananas in one sitting before. Many times, really. I'm probably the chosen one for some kind of stupid banana related prophecy.

Okay, now that I've said my piece you guys can go back to whatever the fuck was going on here.
 
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Jorick said:
Getting back to the original topic for a moment, nah, I've eaten two bananas in one sitting before. Many times, really. I'm probably the chosen one for some kind of stupid banana related prophecy.

Okay, now that I've said my piece you guys can go back to whatever the fuck was going on here.
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Me too! I often have one on a peanut butter banana sandwich, and one as a side dish!
 
You...You ate two.
Not the little tiny baby bananas.

Big ones.



Wat.
 
I dunno. I met people who kept on going for my banana after the fi- NVM.
 
I can eat like four or five'a them sons a bitches in a sitting if @Fluffy would let me.
 
This is how I'm going to reply to this thread.

 
Razilin said:
I'm like the Spanish Inquisition.

#nooneexpectsme

They also don't expect the short Asian guy in a button-down shirt and sweater to be jacked to hell and back when I go to the gym, too.

I'm like a muscle ninja and a troll ninja.

....I'm a troll monk with Str 23. 0________0
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We should be the #bestoffriends
 
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You...You ate two.
Not the little tiny baby bananas.

Big ones.



Wat.
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Yes, big ones. I could even manage two plantains in one go. I'm a banana-gobbling monster. :jester:
 
How many knees does a man have? The answer is three. His right knee, his left knee, and his wee-knee!

Oh, I'm sorry, I thought this was the penis pun thread...

Just for the heck of it, more penis related puns:
-What did the penis say to the condom?
- Cover me, I'm going in!

-What do you call the useless piece of skin on a dick?
-The man.

-What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato?
-A dicktater.

-What do you call a hoard of bulls masturbating?
-Beef strokin' it.

-What does a Rubix cube and a penis have in common?
-The more you play with them, the harder they get.
 
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No! Must put a stop to the dick jokes. >_<

Seriously though, I don't really like bananas, or fruit in general. I'm a veggie kind of girl. I love me some potatoes.
 
My favorite vegetable is steak.

What is that you say? That's a mean, Raz?

PSSHAW!

Cows eat grass and plants and stuff.

Therefore, I eat vegetables via steak.

FACT.
 
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-What do you call a hoard of bulls masturbating?
-Beef strokin' it.
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You fucked that one up. It's supposed to be "beef strokin' off" because it's a pun on the food called beef stroganoff.
 
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